March 8, 2015 - Numb

Transcript

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RECEPTIONIST: May I help you?

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JESSIE: I'm here for a 10:30 interview with Mr. Luis Roo... name's Jessie Tiger...

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JESSIE: Did I really leave my interview clothes at home?
RECEPTIONIST: Just a moment.

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JESSIE: Why did I wear slashed jeans and a shirt with profanity on it?

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JESSIE: ... That was the first time I've seen a pile-up in a stairwell...
RECEPTIONIST: He'll be right with you; have a seat.

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JESSIE: I hope the hospital has decent neurologists.
RECEPTIONIST: Miss?

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Jan
Jan

Owwie.

25 comments »
Vandal
Vandal • 03/08/2015

I'm not sure this is the company for you any more Jessie.

Kael Duranus
Kael Duranus • 03/08/2015

Awwww.... poor Jessie. She looks like she needs a hug...

Though I suppose it could have been worse... It looks like only three out of the five saw anything... Though the bird doesn't look like he has noticed that he is being crushed.

Eric O. Costello
Eric O. Costello • 03/08/2015

Note: there are certain teams that are now very interested in Jesse being hired.

Interstate2011
Interstate2011 • 03/08/2015

Poor Jessie. hugs her, losing tears from this

MishaFox
MishaFox • 03/08/2015

Ouch! I never saw anything that good looking in our stairwells!

Boe
Boe • 03/08/2015

Lots of new openings

Lord_Chaos
Lord_Chaos • 03/08/2015

If I take one of their places can I get a look?

Cray Z. Bouy
Cray Z. Bouy • 03/08/2015

Well, that didn't take nearly as long as I thought. Just a couple of hours between reading the first page and the last.

Sonic Wolfe
Sonic Wolfe • 03/08/2015

I hope there was something soft down there when those guys "piled-up" through the wall....

Bayrain
Bayrain • 03/08/2015

They're going to remember that if she becomes one of the co-workers

Muddypaws
Muddypaws • 03/08/2015

Wow.. Jessie's .. um... ah... "RAWR!!" :-D

soriac
soriac • 03/08/2015

Well, a perfect fire drill. This was the quickest escape from the building I ever saw. Very good... uhh, what do you mean, it wasn't meant this way??

Cassadar
Cassadar • 03/08/2015

at least she wore underwear that day... xD

WAtheAnum
WAtheAnum • 03/08/2015

weeeeellllll....that ended badly..which is at the first part funny (for the view) but sad for Jessie D:

choo choo george
choo choo george • 03/08/2015

Hope there wasn't any hidden security cameras in that stairwell, otherwise if Jessie gets hired, they'll never let her forget it. And she does look sexy.

ndrvr
ndrvr • 03/09/2015

Huh, "stairway to hell" (totally not impersonating ACDC's highway...) or did they report "We saw her so we wrecked our balls" (also totally not impersonating that mile-EEE cyrus-chick...) ...

...can't decide here...

And for Jessie: accidents happen, better have the boys throw themselfs on the floor than overrun you hugs.

Dragonwolf
Dragonwolf • 03/09/2015

Somehow I knew something like this would maybe happen. Don't know who to feel sorry for. Jessie or those guys that crashed into the wall.

Delisle
Delisle • 03/09/2015

One of the best strips yet! Poor Jessie..., yet I suspect that this company will find a place for her.

PakeshDe
PakeshDe • 03/09/2015

Well now with new openings in all departments and a new record for fire drill practice this company should hire her. Granted she will have a little talk later with Wolf whom I suspect set her up the bomb with switching her dress shirt with ahem a not as dressy shirt ;).

Bruce B.
Bruce B. • 03/09/2015

Wait, she was in the stairwell at the 27th Floor? I couldn't quite read the stencil on the wall... That's high enough where the fall is going to leave a mark - on the pavement. The Hawk will be fine, and he can maybe save the Fox...

WB101
WB101 • 03/09/2015

Whoa! Nice censor bar! And I don't say that to everyone.

As for Jessie, the first aid treatments for someone in shock are...

Reynard L.
Reynard L. • 03/10/2015

You'll likely get some awkward stares and/or averted gazes from your co-workers now, but one thing's for sure, they'll always remember you.

Jan
Jan • 03/10/2015

@brucebergman It's actually the second floor, a detail that got accidentally obscured by the dialogue bubble and that I forgot to reinstate in the last panel, where there IS room.

Sammy
Sammy • 03/11/2015

Imagine the water cooler conversation.

Worker 1: So how was the team building exercise? Worker 2: We saw a naked tiger in the stairwell. Worker 1: No, really. How was the team building exercise?

Silverwolf
Silverwolf • 07/09/2015

So is this a SPLAM-worthy moment?

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