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Milord Badbooks of Archer would come over as shrinkingly shy in the company of McCoist and Savage, who'd make Ruby Wax look self-effacing.

I'd be more impressed if they were fighting for the underpaid women who get up before dawn to polish the red leather benches where Milord Rennard parks his big backside.

Passengers sway as it makes its way along the coastal route from Holetown, past sandy beaches and homes with names such as Milord, Turtle Cottage and Indigo Bay.

Waiting on us at the table, and not allowed to speak at any time, are the wine-waiter Milord Peter Mandelson and Santa, played by Milord John Prescott.

As Milord John Prescott might have greeted the news: "Congratulations to 'Ull on winning t'UK City of Culture accolade.

Does Milord Mandy, officially the city's High Steward (barsteward, more like), need a casting couch to rest his swollen head?

Milord Mandy is now a millionaire business consultant, advising blue-chip companies how to make more money out of their workers.

Public school rich-boy Milord Freud retired from the world of banking and finance at the age of 53, claiming he was bored with the City.