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TITUS
@TitusNation
Comedian, fair & brutal, self-aware & oblivious, pragmatically delusional. Independent & codependent. Scream Sanity louder than they scream Insanity.
christophertitus.comJoined May 2009
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Come feel SO much better about YOUR life. No politics. This time we shred my family... they know what they did! This week, Chico and Fresno
GET TICKETS: christophertitus.com/tour
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He sold out in Denver.
4 standing O’s, this is his best. - Titus team
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"New show is the darkest I’ve written but the funniest (According to Rachel). This week, Chico and Fresno . Come feel SO much better about your life. Love this job." - Titus
GET TICKETS: christophertitus.com/tour
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"Get past your tragedies, the next one is coming." 5th time my wife and I have seen at and this was the best yet. Dark and funny. was fantastic again too. A great night out.
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Anyone else get the feeling that if the officers were white they’d be on paid leave right now?
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It is shocking to see a routine traffic stop escalate into a gut-wrenching on-camera murder by 5 out-of-control police officers. Beyond heartbreaking, not just for Tyre Nichols, his family & loved ones, but for our entire nation.
#AppallingInjustice
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You paid for your Social Security. Every single paycheck from the time you started working.
If Republicans try to cut it, I will veto it.
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Mass shootings in the US:
2014: 273
2015: 336
2016: 383
2017: 348
2018: 336
2019: 417
2020: 610
2021: 690
2022: 647
In the first three weeks of 2023: 39
We do not have to live like this. No other country on the planet does.
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On the road! Literally. Titus is heading up to then and @comedyworksdenver next week! Get tickets now: christophertitus.com/tour
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#Biden Did It Too! Our latest Armageddon Update is here: youtube.com/watch?v=yu4Ijx
#BidenDocuments #trumpdocuments
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FRIDAY NIGHT 1/20
#RohnertPark Sally Tomatoes
7 PM dinner, 8 PM show
sallytomatoes.com/event-details-
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#Sacramento Crest Theater
THIS SATURDAY!!! 8 PM
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"These are stories I couldn’t tell, then a bunch of relatives finally died, now they are stories I shouldn’t tell. I’ve added jokes so you don’t… cry." New show, Carrying Monsters! Get tickets: christophertitus.com/tour
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Let’s unite as a country, and blame our families! 1st shows of the new year with my 10th COMEDY SPECIAL, Carrying Monsters! Get tickets now: christophertitus.com/tour
#carryingmonsters #funny #comedy #comedyshow #comedytour
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2 Titus Podcast episodes released today! The gang is back for their first full episode for 2023: christophertitus.com/podcast
And last week's "New Year, New World" is now available to watch on Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=Ia7fgO
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The next time you hear Republicans in Congress complain about increased IRS funding, remember that the richest 1 percent of Americans evade $163 billion in taxes each year. That’s who the GOP is protecting.
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This is Collier Gwin, the owner of San Francisco art gallery Foster Gwin.
Hosing down a homeless women in the cold.
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1st shows of the new year with his 10th COMEDY SPECIAL, Carrying Monsters! Get tickets now: christophertitus.com/tour
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Zero Side Effects, Titus's 9th album, that was released way back in September, is STILL in the top five comedy albums on iTunes! Nazis hate this show:
music.apple.com/us/album/zero-
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"These are stories I couldn't tell, then a bunch of relatives finally died, now they are stories I shouldn't tell!" - Titus
See Titus's new show, "Carrying Monsters," on tour now!
Get tickets here: christophertitus.com/tour
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2022 is the year I discovered standup comedy. These comics made me smile, cry, and laugh harder than I ever have.
Thank you for teaching me things.
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I'm sore from laughing for 4 hours over the longest, most bubble drenched dinner with & last nite. Can't wait to tell we have another girl drinking buddy who can keep up with us, or was I keeping up with Rae Rae?
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Trump was pissed cuz he never won an Emmy but now he’s nominated for the Treason EGOT.
(E)spionage for stealing top-secret documents.
(G)eorgia election interference.
(O)verthrowing government via insurrection and/ or terminating the constitution.
(T)ax fraud.
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Andrew Tate trying to troll a teenager, and getting owned harder than ever, then replying in a way that led to his ARREST is the PERFECT PROOF why following these right wing idiots will only waste your life on the wrong side of morality.
Join the good guys. We care & we fun af.
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Thank you for a great 2022! No thru New Years we're posting our Best of the Titus Podcast episodes at ChristopherTitusTv on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=3U28L6
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They won’t wear masks, until they show up with guns.
They want transparency, but refuse to testify.
The claim FREEDOM!! but take womens rights.
Then claim election fraud while stopping people from voting.
They demand Justice then threaten violence.
“Fascist” is just accurate.
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#Jan6 Committee gave a gift to us all!! Happy Holidays, everyone! New Armageddon Update: youtube.com/watch?v=uvbOEB
#TrumpIsDone #TrumpAnnouncement
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Online shopping this holiday season? ... For shoes injected with the blood of a rapper? Here's a clip from Titus' 9th filmed special, Zero Side Effects, available now for digital download/digital gift: combustionfilms.vhx.tv/products/chris
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Norman Rockwell is Bleeding saved my life. Got the help I needed and I’m still in the fight. Retired from the Navy in August and now I’m in school. Still alive. Still laughing. Thanks, man.
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Just saw in Twin Falls. Awesome show, definitely darker... then some drunk idiot tried rushing the stage... DAMN good comedy #titusnation #standupcomedy
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‘Tis the season for cheese, lard...and mercury. Rockwell still bleeds with my NEW SHOW, Carrying Monsters! Get tickets: christophertitus.com/tour
Last 3 shows of ‘22 THIS WEEKEND!
Also, Titus' first 8 specials on YouTube for FREE!!! youtube.com/c/christophert
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Last 3 shows of the year this weekend with my NEW SHOW, Carrying Monsters! Get tickets: christophertitus.com/tour
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Last shows of the year! Get tickets now: christophertitus.com/tour
12/15 #twinfalls ID at The Orpheum Theatre (ALMOST SOLD OUT!! - Tickets are going fast!)
1216 #Boise Knitting Factory
12/17 #Seattle Neptune Theatre
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Last shows of the year! Get tickets now: christophertitus.com/tour
12/15 #twinfalls ID at The Orpheum Theatre (ALMOST SOLD OUT!! - Tickets are going fast!)
1216 #Boise Knitting Factory
12/17 #Seattle Neptune Theatre
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