Sam Lanning

@samlanning

🇬🇧 in 🇺🇲 - ❤️ OSS, Security, , Crypto(graphy) & Lighting - Oxford CompSci Grad 🎓 - Developer 🥑 for - Creator of

Oakland, CA
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 18

    So I'm giving a talk about and at OSCON in Oregon this July. It's a live coding session, so come see me make a fool of myself!

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    6 hours ago

    Every. Single. Time. That I need to unmarshal an interface onto a struct. I need to look it up. The secret to professional software engineering is that I don't actually hold the knowledge in my brain. My brain is just an index of specific phrases to google.

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    Apr 22

    I would like to shout from the rooftops, CHILDCARE IS BEING OFFERED AT A MICROSOFT CONFERENCE! Limited slots available for off-site childcare to attendees at . This is HUGE! We did this!

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    20 Dec 2018

    Dating in SF is like trying to send large files over the internet: eventually, you reach an attachment limit.

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    Apr 20

    There's misconception that to be a security expert you must dabble in the dark side. It's not true. You can learn everything you need to know legally. Stick to the good side.

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    Apr 19

    ok look theres two kinds of programming: functional programming and dysfunctional programming and somehow people dont know which one to do

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    Apr 20

    zzz 　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 　　　∧_∧ I SHOULD TRY 　　 (　･ω･) CODING IT THIS WAY 　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_ ／　└-(＿＿＿_／ zzz 　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

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    Apr 19

    okay story time. I didn't go to college in the US, but I did go to a pretty well-known college that also has a tendency to use grade distribution

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    Apr 19

    BREAKING NEWS: Since so many have begged me to run against Nigel Farage in the EU Parliament Election on 23 May, a clever Earthling set up this link for you to fund the cost of the pricey deposit. Will I agree to run if the goal is met? MY ANSWER: YES!

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  10. Apr 20

    Spent an entire day of my vacation building out infrastructure for , using it as an excuse to learn and try out . Gotta say, both ansible and caddy are awesome, and I've missed learning new tech!

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    Apr 19

    Hi engineering friends, how do you deal with negotiating time estimates for projects, especially in languages or technologies you have very little experience in? How do you handle ramp up time?

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    Apr 19

    It's taken me 45 trips around the sun, but for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have a "band-aid" in my own skin tone. You can barely even spot it in the first image. For real I'm holding back tears.

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    Apr 16

    A timeline where a senior Microsoft employee is touting the value of preservation of history over strict adherence to copyright laws is not the 2019 I expected

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    Apr 14

    7y/o: I think I know a swear word Me: Oh yes, what is it? 7y/o: You want me to just say it? Me: Yes, it’s OK. 7y/o <looks worried> 7y/o <leans in, whispers>: Buffering

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    Apr 15

    Can we all agree that we are all weirdos, so all the other weirdos can also be themselves and we can all be weirdos together.

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    a 4th patron has emerged and pushes us way past our second goal! 😮💜 now we just need to get to $2600 a month and we’ll have all our rent covered! 🤞 maybe we should have intermediate goals too? 🤔

    Queerious Labs exists because rad folx like you support us! We've just set up a Patreon to make it easier to do that! 😃 Thank you all who've come by and hacked on the space, or donated! 💜
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    Apr 15

    a new doorbell has arrived

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    Apr 13

    Elon Musk: *Is CEO of SpaceX, Tesla* People: "Elon made electric cars! Elon's taking us to Mars! Elon, Elon, Elon!" Katie Bouman: *Invents an algorithm to see black holes, leads the team that executes it* People: "hold up I mean it was a team effort, why does she get the praise?"

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    Censoring the is not a good look,

    This tweet from the about the Starz tweet takedown has also been removed, just like mine
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    Apr 14

    Queerious Labs exists because rad folx like you support us! We've just set up a Patreon to make it easier to do that! 😃 Thank you all who've come by and hacked on the space, or donated! 💜

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  21. Apr 13

    Finished painting the Q today at (our queer hacker space). So pleased with it! 🙌 Thanks to everyone that contributed! 😊

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