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@Nicole_Cliffe

Used to run a niche website read by 99% of librarians and archivists in New England.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 14

    Reading the Wiki for blue whales I'm like "Are they just an elaborate joke that marine biologists are playing on us? How would we know?"

    18 replies 72 retweets 350 likes
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    6 minutes ago

    Apollo 13.

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    14 hours ago

    It just now occurred to me that tampon companies probably planted all those "I got my period in front of my crush!" stories in teen mags.

    33 replies 72 retweets 713 likes
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    9 hours ago
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    TOLKIEN: this song? four pages! muscle-bear cooking breakfast? that's a chapter! climactic battle? FUCK IT. [hero is knocked unconscious]

    7 replies 171 retweets 895 likes
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    7 hours ago

    "I'm glad I'm not crying, because I would hate for you to think that what I'm about to say is based on emotion" is THE Lisa Simpson quote

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    8 hours ago

    Not one Nigel ? Not one ? Well that tells you something. Damn You Farage !

    Not a single baby named Nigel during 2016. Farage has even alienated his own name. He's the UK's biggest loser
    23 replies 80 retweets 551 likes
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    15 hours ago

    any vampire movie/tv show will usually have werewolves on it, but werewolf movies/tv shows often don't have vampires. NO RECIPROCITY

    29 replies 86 retweets 855 likes
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    20 hours ago

    Measure my age not in years but in the urgency with which I grunt "OH my god" when I stand after sitting a long time.

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    12 hours ago

    Giant Tree of Gondor backpiece

    what is a tattoo you wanted when you were younger but, thankfully, never got? mine is kermit
    9 replies 4 retweets 92 likes
  10. 12 hours ago

    You have my permission to break up with her.

    18 replies 7 retweets 82 likes
  11. 14 hours ago
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    It invariably turns out to just be a regular murder, but then in the last three minutes of the episode something arguably magic happens.

    9 replies 1 retweet 81 likes
  12. 14 hours ago

    Every mystery show has a "what if voodoo is real?" episode (usually when the hero is visiting New Orleans) and they're always bad.

    12 replies 4 retweets 136 likes
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    14 hours ago

    My attempt at a couple's photo shoot.

    14 replies 23 retweets 670 likes
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    14 hours ago
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    “And now everyone calls me Period Pam!!!”

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  15. 14 hours ago
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    Also, these 8000 teens then sitting down to write a PHYSICAL LETTER about it, buying a stamp, and mailing it to a magazine! BULLSHIRT.

    13 replies 148 likes
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    14 hours ago
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    The demons keep telling you about San Junipero but every time you click the episode title, The Waldo Moment plays.

    3 retweets 27 likes
  17. 14 hours ago
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    It seems a lot more likely than 8000 teens a year bleeding though white tennis dresses in front of Corey, the hot quarterback.

    7 replies 5 retweets 192 likes
  18. 14 hours ago

    It just now occurred to me that tampon companies probably planted all those "I got my period in front of my crush!" stories in teen mags.

    33 replies 72 retweets 713 likes
  19. 14 hours ago

    I suspect in Hell they just make you watch the White Bear episode of Black Mirror for eternity, wiping your memory each time.

    16 replies 6 retweets 85 likes
  20. 14 hours ago
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    Her mom also let her have Barbies, a thing forbidden in my feminist home.

    6 replies 30 likes
  21. 14 hours ago

    My cousin had like six years worth of chronologically ordered copies of YM magazine and I went to TOWN on them.

    Replying to @Nicole_Cliffe
    This is how I was able to read the trashy books my mom didn't approve of- other people's books
    4 replies 48 likes

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