The available quotes for Boycott Bingo
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- Corridor of uncertainty
- Could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb
- Me mum could have caught that in her pinny
- Yorkshire
- Uncovered pitches
- Fred Trueman
- No more brains than a pork pie
- Rubbish
- He could swing an orange
- My gran could have hit that with her broom handle
- Line and length
- Add two wickets to the score
- Players don't listen
- Time in the middle is better than any amount of nets
- Should book in for bed and breakfast on this wicket
- It's all about good footwork
- You can't get runs in the pavillion
- Show the makers name!
- Bread and butter
- Batting's all about grafting
- It's not how good you look, it's how many you get.
- He 'asn't got any brains!
- The best place to see fast bowling is from the non-strikers end
- Lollipop
- That was just stupid!
- Brian Statham
- In my day ...
- If I've said it once ...
- Michael Holding's greatest over, that were fast
- Now 'e's got an undred he's got te knuckle down fer a really big score
- Gary Sobers
- Powder puff delivery
- Could have driven a car/bus/coach and horses between bat and pad
- They don't listen to us ex-players
- He's a good player but I don't think 'e's a great one, not yet.
- 20 wickets
- Buffet bowling
- That's poor technique
- He's got a big heart
- Military medium
- Aggers' (lack of) batting ability.
- That were wasted on thee.
- Juicy half-volley
- Less brains than a chocolate mouse
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Made by Graham, based on an idea aired on TMS, a prototype from Jen Bromley and ideas from many others.