- Accidental Innuendo: Used to provide the page illustration with the infamous fireman cake
(by way of Basic Instructions).
- Archive Binge: Over 1.3k pages and counting as of January 2019.
- Bile Fascination: A large reason why the cakes get so much attention in the first place.
- Funny Moments: Really, the entire site! Almost every entry has at least one cake that can make you crack a smile, even if you're not that big on food.
- I Am Not Shazam: The "Earth Day" post received a number of comments pointing out that the cake she'd "mis-identified" as a "Spaceship Earth" cake (the "big fuzzy golf ball") was supposed to be Walt Disney World's Epcot. As Jen would point out in an update, Epcot is the name of the park, while the ball is, in fact, named "Spaceship Earth".
- Memetic Mutation:
- I Want Sprinkles.
- Happy Falker Satherhood.
- This life-sized realistic cake of a bride has been making the rounds on news sites and even in forwarded e-mails.
- I Want Sprinkles
- Nausea Fuel:
- This cake that's supposed to be a tree stump. It instead looks like something that came out of a clogged toilet."This is a wedding cake, people. A wedding cake. For somebody's wedding. Which people were expected to eat. With their mouths."
- Cakes that feature disembodied organs, especially intestines.
- Realistic childbirth and vagina cakes. That is all. Lampshaded by Jen:"Rain down your curses and dry heaves upon [the submitters] for bringing us today's inspiration to skip lunch. And dinner. And all food for ever and all time."
- This
- Nightmare Fuel:
- Not a cake, but... this… abomination will likely be visiting your dreams tonight.
- There was an entire page devoted to nightmarish cakes (Jen even uses the term "nightmare fuel"). View at your own peril.
- What the heck is this? Evelyn Evelyn in cake form?
- This baby cake. Even worse is where the first cut was made.
- Not a cake, but... this
- So Bad, It's Good: Presumably the motivation behind fans who recreate famous wrecks.
- Squick:
- Unintentionally fecal-looking cakes.
- Cakes that look like realistic babies.
- Cakes that feature pregnancy and graphic childbirth, especially if you're a tocophobe.
- What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: