Dragonfire

The one where the Doctor hangs out, a man's face melts, and we meet the companion who would define the trope Moment of Awesome.

The Doctor and Mel visit Iceworld, a waystation for space travellers on the inhospitable ice planet Svartos, where they run into old acquaintance Sabalom Glitz, who has come in search of a dragon that is rumoured to guard a treasure in the tunnels below Iceworld. They are joined on the quest by Ace, a young woman working as a waitress in one of Iceworld's eating establishments after being stranded on Svartos by a Negative Space Wedgie.

Along the way, they cross paths with one of Iceworld's long-term inhabitants, a Humanoid Alien named Kane who must live in sub-zero temperatures to survive, and who is also seeking the dragon's treasure for his own purposes.

The first episode ends with an infamous Literal Cliffhanger, as the Doctor climbs past a safety railing and dangles himself over a precipice for no apparent reason. (The intention was that he'd found his way blocked by a rockfall — which isn't obvious in the episode as aired — and was trying to reach a path that crossed the cliff face — which also isn't obvious until Glitz helps him down onto it at the beginning of the following episode.^note Much later on, in "The Name of the Doctor", it was finally explained that it was one of the many attempted interferences of the Great Intelligence, and a Clara had a hand in saving him.)

At the end of the adventure, Mel — in a front-runner for the hotly-contested title of Most Arbitrary Doctor Who Companion Departure Ever — decides to leave the TARDIS and travel with Glitz, and the Doctor offers Ace a lift home (via the "scenic route").

Tropes

• Affectionate Gesture to the Nose: The Doctor taps Mel's nose affectionately during their farewell at the end of the story.
• All for Nothing: After three thousand years of waiting, Kane finally gets his hands on the "Dragon's" head to power Iceworld so he can return to Proamon, to gain his revenge and conquer the planet....at which point, the Doctor reveals Promamon was wiped out when its sun when nova a thousand years after Kane was exiled.
  Doctor: Your people were annihilated, your planet obliterated. You're too late, Kane, for your revenge! You have no home! Time has flowed by!
• Ambiguous Syntax: A running gag with Glitz.
  • Glitz: Fact is, I'm on a mission of highly philanthropic nature.
    Mel: What's that?
    Glitz: It means it's beneficial to mankind.
  • Glitz: It comes from an unimpeachable source.
    Ace: What's that, then?
    Glitz: That means it is beyond reproach or question.
• BFG: Kane's men gear up with some in preparation for the "ANT hunt".
• Big Bad: Kane, who antagonises the Doctor, his companions, and Glitz and who intends to use the Dragonfire to go to his home planet and conquer it.
• Blatant Lies: Glitz won the treasure map from "a man of character and distinction." In a chess match. Certainly not in a card game.
• Bookends: In the first episode, the Doctor invites new acquaintance Ace along on the treasure, describing it as "time for a quick adventure then back for tea". At the end of the story, he invites Ace along in the TARDIS, telling her they can have plenty of adventures and still get her home in time for tea.
• Brainwashed and Crazy: Subverted with Glitz's former crewman Pudovkin when he comes to kill Glitz; the Doctor initially diagnoses him with this, but it turns out he's just really pissed at the mistreatment Glitz has been doling out to him and the other crewmembers.
• Changeling Fantasy: Discussed and subverted. At one point in a moment of vulnerability, Ace confesses to Mel that as an escape from her miserable life back in Perivale she used to dream that she was actually a Changeling from the stars who would one day be whisked off to an alien world. Then, one day, she actually was whisked off to an alien world... only to end up in the same miserable life she'd had back home.
  Ace: I ended up here. Ended up working as a waitress again. Only this time I couldn't dream about going nowhere else. There wasn't nowhere else to go.
• Children Are Innocent: The writer Ian Briggs intended the little girl to represent innocence but was dismayed by the choice to put her in a Minipops-esque dress which caused controversy in both fan and media reviews.
• Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Glitz' partner Dibber is nowhere to be seen here. It's quite possible that the two parted ways sometime after "The Mysterious Planet" or perhaps even that he was one of the crew members who Glitz decided to trade away. (Years later the Past Doctor Adventures novel "Mission: Impractical" would establish that he was killed while on a heist with Glitz, the Sixth Doctor and Frobisher.)
• Continuity Cameo: There's a brief cameo by an Argolin from The Leisure Hive, in the restaurant where Ace worked.
• Continuity Nod:
  • The Doctor scoffs at the idea that the dragon is a myth like the Loch Ness Monster. Of course, the Doctor has already encountered two different Nessies.
  • When the Doctor and Mel first run into Sabalom Glitz again, he reacts sceptically to the Doctor, having last known him as Colin Baker. The Doctor has to tell him that he's regenerated.
• Convection Shmonvection: Strange inverted version with Kane. He freezes people to death with his bare hands... but since he can't stand warm (or even non-liquid nitrogen) temperatures, the body heat of his victims should burn him horribly at the same time. (One possible explanation of this is if his body is made from materials with a much higher specific heat capacity — how much energy a material must absorb or lose to increase or reduce its temperature — than human flesh, although this is scientifically improbable as water, which most of the human body consists of, has one of the highest heat capacities of any substance.)
• Cryo Sickness: Kane deliberately takes advantage of the brain damage caused to humans by prolonged cryogenic suspension to turn people into unquestioning Voodoo Zombie-like mooks.
• Deal with the Devil: Kane offers both Belazs and Ace the opportunity to travel the universe with him, leaving out how he would have control over them and can wipe out their memories and turn them into his army of obedient people if they disobeyed in any way.
• Does This Remind You of Anything?: Kane gives the recruits to his army a coin.
• Dragon Hoard: So the rumours have it. It turns out to be the Dragonfire.
• Driven to Suicide: Upon realizing that his quest for vengeance has been for naught, Kane commits suicide by exposing himself to unfiltered sunlight, causing him to melt into a puddle of water.
• Establishing Character Moment: Ace dumps a milkshake over an annoying customer's head, which gets her sacked from the cafe. She then proceeds to do the same to her now ex-boss.
• Evil Counterpart: So we have an ancient alien, exiled from his home planet, who recruits disaffected teenage girls to act as his Dragons. Who are we talking about, again? Lampshaded by the fact that the console in the centre of Iceworld's control room has a very similar silhouette to the TARDIS console.
• Evil Is Deathly Cold: Kane is incapable of surviving in temperatures even approaching warm, is able to freeze people to death with his bare hands, and uses cryogenics to make a vacant-eyed army of people with little of their memories. Fittingly, he was exiled from his home planet for his criminal activities and seeks revenge upon his people.
• Expospeak Gag: Glitz repeatedly tells people to "extract the digit!", a more elaborate version of the classic "pull your finger out!". (The "...of your arse" is normally left unsaid.)
• Facial Horror: Kane's face melting off his bones, one of Doctor Who's most gruesome moments.
• Family-Unfriendly Death: Kane, exposing himself to direct sunlight, resulting in his face melting off, Raiders of the Lost Ark-style (one of the few occasions on which the series' special effects managed to be memorably gruesome).
• Foreshadowing: Ace, a lonely and disaffected human teenager who dreams of seeing the stars, is sorely tempted to accept Kane's offer to join his mercenaries when he offers to show her the universe but ultimately rejects him. She has no such hesitation in accepting the Doctor's offer to show her the universe at the end of the story.
• Fun with Acronyms: Aggressive Non-Terrestrial.
• Gem Heart: The dragon's treasure turns out to be a large Power Crystal contained within its body. Justified in that the "dragon" is actually a robot built around the crystal to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.
• The Guards Must Be Crazy:
  • The guards arrest Ace for blowing up an ice blockage with an explosive, but they don't bother to check if she has any more of the explosive on her. Of course she does, and of course she uses it to escape. Kane rightfully calls them out on the oversight.
  • The Doctor successfully distracts a guard by engaging him in metaphysical debate.
• Handwave: The presence of the Doctor's latest human companion on a planet far from Earth is down to a casual mention of a time storm that she somehow generated by cooking up a batch of homemade explosives. It's not until "The Curse of Fenric" that we get an explanation as to how this was possible.
• Hostage for MacGuffin: Kane captures Ace and offers to trade her away to the Doctor in exchange for the Dragonfire.
• Human Popsicle: Kane has to occasionally enter a chamber that lowers his body down to 193 degrees Celsius in order to stay alive.
• An Ice Person: Kane is an ultra-low-temperature humanoid alien who can't endure above-freezing conditions, and whose ungloved touch can freeze someone to death within seconds. Coincidentally, his backstory features The Lost Lenore, much like Mr. Freeze.
• I Choose to Stay: Mel decides to leave the TARDIS and travel with Glitz. For some reason.
• I Don't Like the Sound of That Place: The map of Iceworld includes locations with names like "Lake of Oblivion" and "Depth of Eternal Darkness". The Doctor being the Doctor, these just make him more interested in visiting.
• Improbable Infant Survival: Almost all of the customers on Iceworld are herded onto Glitz's ship and subsequently blown up. This does not include a young girl, who manages to wander off in the chaos and subsequently survive.
• I'm Melting!: The graphic nature of Kane's death has him exposing himself to sunlight, causing him to melt until there is little left of him.
• Instantly Proven Wrong: The dragon makes its first appearance immediately after Ace admits to Mel that she doesn't actually believe it exists and derides it as a children's story.
• Ironic Echo: Kane temps Ace to join his army by claiming she'll see the wonders of the Twelve Galaxies. Later the Doctor makes a more genuine offer. “Do you fancy a quick trip round the Twelve Galaxies and then back to Perivale in time for tea?”
• Jumped at the Call: Ace is tempted by Kane's offer to travel the universe with him, and she later happily jumps at the Doctor's more genuine offer of taking the scenic route back home that takes her throughout the stars.
• Kick the Dog: Kane herds all the innocent travellers aboard Iceworld onto Glitz's ship and blows it up, either For the Evulz or because he doesn't want anybody reporting his escape.
• Last of His Kind: By all indications, Kane, due to his homeworld having long-since been vaporised by a supernova. Whether or not anyone else may have survived ends up being moot, as he's Driven to Suicide by this revelation.
• Last-Second Word Swap: When Ace is asked her age, she starts to say "sixteen" and then decides to go with "eighteen" instead.
• Literal Cliffhanger: The ending of Episode One is a particularly notorious example, in that there is absolutely no reason given for there to be any kind of cliffhanger, much less a literal one. Made all the more baffling because at the same time Ace and Mel are being menaced by the just-revealed dragon; leaving on Mel's scream would be a perfectly serviceable (if less memorable) cliffhanger.
• The Lost Lenore: Kane's lover Xana, who committed suicide rather than get captured prior to the events of the episode. It is clear that Kane still feels pain over her death and asks for an ice sculpture to be made in her memory.
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: It is strongly implied that Kane had previously had a rather abusive sexual relationship with Belazs. Given what happens to anyone who has skin contact with him, it's a little challenging to understand how that would have worked.
• Mark of the Beast: Kane freeze-brands the hands of all his workers with a super-chilled coin.
• Named After Somebody Famous: Many of the guest characters are named after famous figures of academic film criticism and theory. Plus Kane and Ace's real name Dorothy.
• Name of Cain: The villain is named Kane.
• Not Actually the Ultimate Question: The Doctor distracts a guard by engaging him in a philosophical discussion and then later bursts in on a hold up by Belazs, gun in hand:
  Belazs: What are you doing here?
  Doctor: That's a very difficult question. Why is everyone around here so preoccupied with metaphysics?
  Glitz: I think she's going to kill us, Doctor!
  Doctor: Ah, an existentialist.
• Not Using the "Z" Word: Kane's army of vacant-eyed, shambling, Nigh Invulnerable men. Their behaviour is explained as being due to their memories being wiped by cryo-freezing. The novelization, however, does refer to them as zombies several times.
• OOC Is Serious Business: So far, Ace has been calling the Doctor 'Professor', despite everyone around her calling him otherwise. When Kane goes to grab her face, she screams his proper name in terror.
• Outlaw Couple: Kane and Xana were lovers and members of the same criminal gang.
• Pimped-Out Dress: The little girl that wears a silver dress that is a space-age version of this. Shame no one told her what crawling under a table does to your dress vis-a-vis your knickers.
• Plank Gag: The Doctor swings around suddenly while he has his brolly slung over his shoulder. Glitz has "Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!" and ducks in time.
• Pseudo-Crisis: In the last few minutes of the first episode, the Doctor puts himself into a literal Cliffhanger ending situation, for no apparent reason.^note As scripted, the passageway the Doctor was walking along was meant to be a dead end, leaving him with no alternative but to try to scale the precipice, but while the blockage 'is' visible in long shots, the indistinctness of the matte painting makes this unclear in the broadcast episode. He suddenly leaves a perfectly safe path to clamber off a high ledge - at which point he finds himself dangling by his umbrella handle, looking horrifiedly down at the yawning chasm below... Then at the start of the following episode, Glitz helps the Doctor to a ledge a little further down with no real difficulty.
• Rage Quit: Kane's suicide on finding out that everyone he wanted vengeance on is already dead.
• Rhetorical Question Blunder: Glitz, trying to persuade the Doctor that the lower levels of Iceworld are too dangerous to visit, asks him rhetorically if he'd want to visit the "Lake of Oblivion" or the "Depth of Eternal Darkness". The Doctor's response is an enthusiastic affirmative.
• Rule #1: The Doctor welcomes a new companion:
  The Doctor: Do you fancy a quick trip around the twelve galaxies and then back to Perivale in time for tea?
  Ace: Ace!
  The Doctor: But, there are three rules. One: I'm in charge.
  Ace: Whatever you say, Professor.
  The Doctor: Two, I'm not the Professor, I'm the Doctor.
  Ace: Whatever you want.
  The Doctor: And the third... Well, I'll think up the third by the time we get back to Perivale.
• Running Gag:
  • Glitz defining "philanthropic", from "The Mysterious Planet".
  • Sylvester McCoy's gag of the Doctor always reading books with "Doctor" in the title makes its first appearance, with him sitting down to read The Doctor's Dilemma.
• Same Character, But Different: John Nathan-Turner suggested that Glitz should be reintroduced; in the original script, his part was written for a Space Pirate character tentatively named Razorback. This accounts for some issues: Glitz was already established as a Lovable Rogue, but here he has to fill the part of a more ruthless character.
• Saved by the Platform Below: Happens due to poor editing when the cliffhanger at the end of Episode One had the Doctor dangling over a giant bottomless chasm, but by the start of Episode Two a small ledge has appeared for him to clamber down onto.
• Sealed Army in a Can: Kane's mercenaries, who are kept in cryogenic suspension until such time as they are needed.
• Sensor Suspense: The "ANT hunt", a flagrant Alien homage.
• Shortcuts Make Long Delays: Inverted: when the Doctor offers to take Ace aboard the TARDIS, he's clearly noted that she's in no real hurry to get back to Perivale and outright promises to take as long as possible to get back there:
  The Doctor: Ace, where are you going?
  Ace: [Sullenly] Perivale.
  The Doctor: Ah, yes, but by which route? The direct route, with Glitz — or would you prefer the more scenic route?
• Shout-Out:
  • The Doctor's latest companion is called Dorothy and her Backstory is like The Wizard of Oz, swept up by a storm from her mundane life and dumped in a world of strangeness.
  • Not only is Kane named after Citizen Kane, but Xana is named after Xanadu.
  • The Iceworld cafe was inspired by the Mos Eisley Cantina.
  • The idea of holographic messages from the dead was inspired by Superman (1978).
  • Glitz's ship is named Nosferatu.
  • There are several references to the Alien franchise, the second installment of which had been released a year before this story was first shown; for example, the Xenomorph-like appearance of the Dragon, and the Dragon being hunted through corridors by soldiers with large guns and motion detectors (who mistake a refugee girl for the monster) before it ambushes them.
  • Kane's death was inspired by the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark. The henchmen who die merely by laying eyes on the MacGuffin can also hearken back to this.
  • Andrew Cartmel said that Mel's departure was inspired by Watchmen.
• Slave Brand: Kane marks everyone who is forced to work with him with the Mark of the Sovereign on their bodies.
• Something That Begins with "Boring": Mel and Ace play this when bored, in an ice cavern. The word of course is "ice". By the time the Doctor returns, Ace has spotted something beginning with 'M'. We don't find out what it is, but it's probably "more ice" (or possibly "Mel").
• The Starscream: Belazs is The Dragon to Kane and resents working for him, trying to kill him by raising temperatures and plotting to flee using Glitz's ship. Unfortunately, all her attempts fail and Kane kills her for it.
• Stuff Blowing Up:
  • Ace's specialty is in blowing stuff up, which she utilises by blowing up an ice block causing an ice jam.
  • Kane blows up Glitz's spaceship to make sure that he doesn't get to use it. To make matters worse, almost all of the customers on Iceworld were herded on there beforehand, and subsequently lose their lives on board the ship.
• Suicide by Sunlight: Kane commits suicide by opening a window and exposing himself to sunlight, causing him to melt to death.
• Take That, Critics!: The Doctor's philosophical dialogue with a guard is taken from a notoriously abstruse phrase in the early academic critical work on Doctor Who, Doctor Who: The Unfolding Text.
• Technically Living Vampire: Kane is built around classic vampire tropes. He sleeps in a freezer "sarcophagus", has a thing for seducing women into his service, is obsessed with a Lost Lenore and is killed by sunlight — albeit by the heat rather than the light. About the only vampire trope he doesn't have is the blood-drinking.
• Too Dumb to Live:
  • Kracauer had some plan for killing Kane. Turning up the temperature was one thing, but apparently he never figured out what to do other than stand there dumbly if Kane tried to kill him before the heat finished him off.
  • Also the dragon, who after 3000 years avoiding Kane's goons, decides to walk directly into the line of fire of two of them.
• Tracking Device: The seal on the treasure map is a tracking device that also allows Kane to eavesdrop on conversations held over the map. Unusual example, as the Doctor and Glitz never apparently realise it or find out.
• Treasure Chest Cavity: The dragon's treasure is inside the dragon's head; it's a cyborg that was built around the MacGuffin to keep it safe from Kane.
• Unreliable Narrator: At least potentially applies to Kane and the recording discovered by the Doctor when discussing Xana's fate as Kane reflects that Xana was killed escaping arrest but the recording claims that Xana committed suicide to avoid capture. Taking a pragmatic view of the situation, both sides would have reason to lie about what happened, with Kane deliberately deceiving himself or the recording basically discussing the official record of events, making it uncertain which is the truth.