"The only way I can see this story being put together like "Hey, this will make sense" is if a guy got... totally stoned off his ass... and was asked by his son to read him a fairytale. But the stoner can't read; so he has to fake it... and this is the story he tells."
— Doug Walker, "Adventure Time Vlogs: Slumber Party Panic" (He actually comes around to liking the show)
UNACCEPTABLE!
— Lemongrab's Catchphrase
"Marceline, is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
That must be so confusing for a little girl.
And I know you're going to need me here with you.
But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid you're gonna lose me too.
This magic keeps me alive, but it's making me crazy,
And I need to save you, but who's going to save me?
Please forgive me for whatever I do,
When I don't remember you.
Marceline, I can feel myself slipping away.
I can't remember what it made me say.
But I remember that I saw you frown.
I swear it wasn't me, it was the crown.
This magic keeps me
Alive, but it's making me crazy.
And I need to save you, but who's going to save me?
Please forgive me for whatever I do,
When I don't remember you."
That must be so confusing for a little girl.
And I know you're going to need me here with you.
But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid you're gonna lose me too.
This magic keeps me alive, but it's making me crazy,
And I need to save you, but who's going to save me?
Please forgive me for whatever I do,
When I don't remember you.
Marceline, I can feel myself slipping away.
I can't remember what it made me say.
But I remember that I saw you frown.
I swear it wasn't me, it was the crown.
This magic keeps me
Alive, but it's making me crazy.
And I need to save you, but who's going to save me?
Please forgive me for whatever I do,
When I don't remember you."
— Simon's last message to Marceline while he still had his sanity
BMO: Get big, and the chip will fall out of your teeth.
Jake the Dog: Hah! You think I can stretch out everything? You're so naïve! To live life, you need problems.
BMO: That's stupid.
Jake: If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?
Jake the Dog: Hah! You think I can stretch out everything? You're so naïve! To live life, you need problems.
BMO: That's stupid.
Jake: If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?
—Jake the Dog on living life, "Box Prince"