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Agent Carter: You still don't know a bloody thing about women...
Howard Stark: Fondue's just cheese and bread, my friend.
What happens when, in-story, Alice starts interpreting statements by Bob to be a variant of Double Entendre. Most common if Alice has either been given misinformation by a third party, or if she's simply not intelligent enough to realize what it is that Bob is actually referring to. Maybe she has Unresolved Sexual Tension for Bob and is reading too much into his innocent remarks. Or maybe she needs to get her mind out of the gutter. Or maybe she's just The Ditz.
Can result in I Didn't Mean to Turn You On. Also may overlap with Mistaken for Cheating, Mistaken for Romance, Mistaken for Flirting, and Imaginary Love Triangle. No Longer with Us is a Sub-Trope in which literal phrases are mistaken for euphemisms about death.
Compare and contrast Innocent Innuendo, a closely related trope. The distinction is that an Innocent Innuendo could seem to have a double meaning until it’s revealed to be perfectly harmless in context, while the Imagined Innuendo has a double meaning only in the in-story listener’s imagination. Put it another way: if Golfer Bob says “I have to improve my stroke to make it into that hole,” and the audience (not yet knowing Bob is a golfer) thinks it’s about sex, that’s Innocent Innuendo. By contrast, if Bob's new neighbor Alice (who doesn't yet know Bob is a golfer) thinks it's about sex, that’s Imagined Innuendo.
Also see Freud Was Right, the belief that human nature is such that everything can be an unwitting sexual metaphor.
Not to be confused with the Accidental Innuendo, where it's the author who unintentionally gave the wrong impression, and Does This Remind You of Anything? where the innuendo is in the subtext. Inversion of Freudian Slip, when someone is trying not to make a double entendre but whips one out anyway. See also Calling Me a Logarithm and One Dialogue, Two Conversations. Kin of sorts to Mistaken for Racist. Compare and contrast Euphemism Buster, when someone figures out a double meaning correctly and blurts it out for everyone else.
Examples:
- In Dark Gathering, Yayoi asks Eiko to "take care" of Keitarou (Eiko's boyfriend), who is stressed out because of a previous battle. It's ambiguous what she meant, but Eiko clearly thinks she's suggesting having Sex for Solace.
- One of these kicks off Hanamaru Kindergarten. In the first episode, one of the main characters, a 4-year-old girl, is standing alone along on the side of the street. Another main character, a male kindergarten teacher, comes by on his bike and asks the little girl, "Excuse me, Ojou-chan. What are you doing here?" "Ojou-chan" essentially means "Miss" or "Little lady". Not an unusual way to address a young girl whom one does not know. Anzu, the girl, has a very active imagination, however, and she jumps to the conclusion that he's hitting on her. He turns out to be her teacher at kindergarten and the misunderstanding persists.
- Please Put Them On, Takamine-san:
- In chapter 3, a crowd of students come to offer Takamine help and conversation. After that, Shirota remarks that "[she] really had [her] hands full with all those guys at once" and Takamine chides him for making it sound like porn. This scene is accompanied by a porn Blu-ray cover of her.
- In chapter 18, Eri pulls up a deflated water balloon, which Takamine mistakes for a condom. And then, all the talk by Takamine and Shirota about playing and getting "drenched" makes Takamine believe they are about to have sex and want to make it a threesome.
- In chapter 24, Shirota returns to Takamine's house just in time to hear her and Eri enthusiastically talking about licking and squishing something, which he assumes is the two of them getting together. Eri was playing with Takamine's cat.
- One Jeff Dunham skit has him telling Walter about his marital problems. One of his methods when arguing is to think about different things such as, "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?" Walter raises his eyebrows in disbelief.
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
- When he isn't doing redneck jokes, Jeff Foxworthy has a bit about That Guy Who Can Turn Any Comment Into a Sexual Innuendo.
Girl: I need to have my tires rotated.
That Guy: I'd sure like to rotate her tires, uh huh, uh huh.
- Robin: In the first miniseries, Tim gets a fright when Lady Shiva wakes him up at night for martial arts training, telling him that she'll bring him to a "whole new world". Tim responds with "Um... I don't think I'm ready for this". Lady Shiva then nonchalantly replied with a joke that they could do that later, after the training.
- Exaggerated in one particularly memetic Touhou Project short comic by Bomber Grape, in which Remilia misinterprets completely innocuous actions by the girls around her as blatant sexual advances.
- In the Homestuck fan adventure Alabaster: The Doomed Session, Vamuin is so used to innuendo and phallic symbolism no one can stand him saying he's going to "introduce everyone". Even when he means it.
- We Are All Pokémon Trainers: Tagg and Carol's first meeting as children goes poorly when he asks her if she wants to ride his (actual) Salamence, and she takes it as a creepy innuendo.
- In the Marvel Cinematic Universe fic The Storms of War
, Steve makes breakfast for Sharon which she enjoys and asks if he can cook for her more. He responds that he's happy to do so, "but only if she chose to have breakfast with him more often." Sharon is a bit surprised by this and leaves the room, leaving Sam to explain what Steve just said. Later, Steve sees Sharon trying to reach the television remote from the couch, which Steve offers to get for her, but that she owes him something in return, leading to this exchange:
Sharon: Well, I hate to break it to you. I'm not exactly swimming in cash these days. But if I get a hold of this remote, I can promise you some good laughs courtesy of the comedy channel.
Steve: Maybe you can owe me something else? I never really did understand 21st century humor.
Sharon: Steve Rogers, I am not trading sex for thirty minutes of television time.
Steve: [blushing] I— That's not what I meant. I never.. I was just— I meant something else.
Sharon: What is this something else if not the raunchy sweaty workout you're implying? - In this
Helluva Boss fan comic by PomeloSoul, Fizzarolli becomes interested in learning self-defense and asks to see Blitzo's gun. Blitzo misunderstands this as a euphemism and starts to unzip his pants.
Fizzarolli: UGH!! What? Oh my GOD! Not THAT gun, idiot! - In the Vocaloid fanmade visual novel, Future song and linked eyes, the protagonist tries to explain to Miku to use the data in his USB stick by plugging it into her body, having no knowledge androids in this setting lacks any physical port. However, his very poor choice of words makes him sound like a pervert.
MC: I'm saying that we take my thing and stick it in yours, and then your body will be trained (according to the motion data) and...Miku: ......!!??!!? [slapping the MC]
- In Captain America: The First Avenger, Steve Rogers mistakes a mention of a "late-night fondue" as a reference to something sexual after he hears Howard Stark inviting Peggy out to have fondue. It's a while before anyone explains to him what fondue is.
- The 1940 British Thriller A Window in London has a scene where the protagonist, Peter Thompson (played by Sir Michael Redgrave) is describing a stabbing he thought he witnessed to a reporter:
Thompson: I was looking out of the window on the underground, travelling overground... when I saw a man messing about with a girl.
Reporter: What?!
Thompson: He was trying to stick a knife into her.
Reporter: Ha, knife, I get you. - Young Frankenstein has Frederick exclaim "What knockers!" as he helps Inga off the wagon. He was talking about the actual door knockers.
- Kurt in Horrible Bosses is a bit sex-obsessed. At one point he sees a picture of Mrs. Harken and declares "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states," prompting his friends to ask what he means. The only answer he can provide is "Y'know, it's in that movie." In one of the outtakes, he turns to the camera and announces "Well, it is now."
- In the adaptation of Umney's Last Case the fictional 1940's private eye, who has somehow ended up in the contemporary real world, finds a woman who looks just like his Sexy Secretary but dressed in short shorts and a loose top, knocking on the door offering to clean his pool. "So that's what they're calling it these days." The final scene shows she's become his girlfriend, so she likely did 'clean his pool' in both senses.
- This happens in P. G. Wodehouse novels all the time. Bertie Wooster mistakenly creates the impression that he is proposing to/hitting on/in love with various women on a regular basis (when usually he is, in fact, trying to set her up with a friend). Most of the time they aren't particularly interested in Bertie, but end up accepting his "proposal" anyway, for one reason or another.
- Can You Spare a Quarter?: Jamie originally assumes that Jason is Graham's boy (in the sense of Sex Slave or at least sex partner) and wonders whether Graham will still want him, but Graham assures him that he (Jason) isn't.
- Discworld:
- In Hogfather, Anaglypta Huggs is an upper middle-class Ankh-Morporkian who is interested in folk traditions, but determined to remove all coarseness and indelicacy from them, even if nobody can see it except her. Which is why her Hogswatch Wassailers sing "The Red Rosy Hen Greets the Dawn of the Day".
- In Maskerade, when the witches hear Henry Slugg singing in the bath, and note he switches from Morporkian to Brindisian when someone enters with more hot water.
Granny Weatherwax: Well well well. It seems once again that our Mr Slugg is a secret polyglot.
Nanny Ogg: Fancy! And you haven't even looked through the knothole.
Granny: Gytha, is there anything in the world you can't make sound grubby?
Nanny: Not found it yet, Esme.
- The Northern Caves is about a Mind Screw Fictional Document also titled The Northern Caves. One passage seems to be describing a sexual seduction, but Aaron qualifies this by saying, "it's not clear to me whether I'm merely reading sexual connotations into strange phrase".
Sally went for Ws full exoteric crystal matrix as hard as graphene megavolts into his LIGHTNING FAST SPHEX transmission lost oh very good 100% on the full heavy
- In The Stupidest Angel, during a bout of sex, Molly promises to wash Theo's car. Theo assumes this is a euphemism for something, but confesses he doesn't know what it means. Molly explains it means exactly what she said.
- A Running Gag in A Song of Ice and Fire involves Shagga, son of Dolf, and his threats to cut people's "manhoods" off and feed them to goats. Shagga is in fact referring to beards when he says that, which Grandmaester Pycelle discovers to his dismay.
- The Ganymede Takeover. Swesnegard is trying to tell his alien overlord Mekkis that he planted a miniature Tracking Device in the hair of a journalist who was going to interview the Rebel Leader.
Swesnegard: When that girl was in the hotel I took the liberty of patting her sweet little head.
Mekkis: I am not interested in your sexual depravity.
- In one episode of Just Shoot Me!, Finch switching around the "from" tags on birthday gifts for Elliot ends up switching a gag gift of sex toys (from a minor, male character) with a normal gift of video games (from Maya). Elliot is understandably uncertain when the woman who gave him video games asks if she can come to his house to "play with the present I gave you". Meanwhile he freaks out the guy who gave him the sex toys by inviting him over for "just us guys" playtime. The guy goes for it, though.
- In Glee, Mercedes suspects that Kurt is gay...at least until the cheerleaders tell her he likes her. Then she interprets every time they hang out as a date. Unfortunately, her first instincts were correct.
- Happens again in Season Two between Kurt and Blaine. There's even a throwback to the above example after it all comes crashing down.
- In I Love Lucy, Lucy goes to a job interview with Ricky in disguise. Unfortunately, Ricky can't really talk to women without sounding like he's propositioning them. When he asks to see her credentials, Lucy slaps him.
- A "by proxy" example, if you will, as it was actually the radio that did it. In 'Allo 'Allo!, a Britcom set in Occupied France during World War II, stealth French Resistance operative René is hiding a radio behind the bar in his Café. The radio begins spouting code phrases meant for resistance agents (usually gibberish like "Pierre enjoys riding his new bicycle") and this rouses the suspicions of German Wehrmacht Lieutenant Gruber. Gruber asks René who is saying these things, and René, wanting to keep the radio a secret, claims that he's the one who said them. Unfortunately for René, the next phrase to come out of the radio is "Listen very carefully, meet me behind the woodshed at one o'clock." Lieutenant Gruber interprets this as an overture for a homosexual tryst, and very eagerly and happily agrees to meet René at o'clock.
- Friends examples:
- In "The One Where Eddie Won't Go" Rachel reads a female-empowering, jargon-laced book, “Be Your Own Windkeeper,” which inspires her to push back on Ross’ demand that they leave for movie on time, resulting in this exchange:
Rachel: How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?
Ross: You know I don’t... have a... have a problem with that... - In "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry" as per the episode title the other Friends have discovered Chandler hasn't cried since his parents' divorce in childhood, and start renting sad movies to try and see if any will make him cry. At the same time Joey and Ross discover that Phoebe is apparently a porn-starnote and they rent one of her films to prove it to the rest of the group. Which leads to this quote:
Monica: [noticing the bag Joey’s carrying] Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I don’t think it’s the kind you’re gonna like.
Chandler: You didn’t get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
[Joey and Ross exchange looks]
Joey: Sort of…
- In "The One Where Eddie Won't Go" Rachel reads a female-empowering, jargon-laced book, “Be Your Own Windkeeper,” which inspires her to push back on Ross’ demand that they leave for movie on time, resulting in this exchange:
- Cheers: In episode "Look Before You Sleep", Norm and Cliff are so vicariously wrapped up in Sam's sex life that they take his talk of killing silverfish as Double Entendres.
Sam: I had silverfish all over my apartment last night.
Cliff, Norm: Ooh, silverfish!
Sam: Spent the whole night rolling up newspapers and swatting them.
Cliff: Oh, kinky.
Sam: It got so bad there, I started rubbing ammonia on the baseboard.
Cliff: Sammy, don't know what that means, but does she have a sister? - In one Wings episode, Antonio (played by Tony Shalhoub) gleefully attempts to participate in stereotypical American male sex-humor with the guys just after the vixen seducing him beckons him to her room:
Antonio: Oh, man. We're going to go upstairs and 'have sex' if you know what I mean.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000:
- Given equal parts lampshading and subversion when Joel instructs the 'bots that the art of entendre "isn't so much what you say, but how you say it."
Servo: Hey, Joel. We've got... commercial sign. Heh heh heh...
Joel: And now a word from our sponsors, BOOM!
Crow: She was built like a brick sh...
Servo: Crow!
Crow: ...ow... boat. Showboat. - Sometimes, the entendres are implied to be about to occur, but then avoided entirely, see Riding With Death, Where a spinning number dial gets to 69:
Servo: Hey, guys, it's my favorite number! Woo-hoo!
Mike: What, 70?
Servo: Yeah, I love 70!
- Given equal parts lampshading and subversion when Joel instructs the 'bots that the art of entendre "isn't so much what you say, but how you say it."
- In one episode of The Office (US), Michael asks if anyone wants some "man meat". Dwight then replies that he wants some, prompting Jim to announce "Michael, Dwight wants your man meat!" They were discussing ACTUAL meat (specifically the steaks Michael had just grilled) the whole time.
- Scrubs: The first episode in which Sean appears has him tell Elliot he has something for her in his pants. Horrified by how that must have sounded, he clarifies by telling her he has a note from his physician in the pocket of his pants (he was wearing a hospital gown at the time).
- Supernatural has one with a news special on the meteoric ascent of Richard Roman and his corporate conglomerate, Richard Roman Enterprises: "The Rise of Dick".
- QI: In the "I" season Shakespearean episode "Immortal Bard", the panel are all dressed in Elizabethan attire. At one point Stephen Fry says, "Oh dear, I got my chain stuck in my ruff."
David Mitchell: That sounded like it should sound rude, but then when you think about it, no, not really.
- Janda Kembang: In episode 2, the RT leader tells Sri that he is "cleaning his bird", which disgusts Sri, implicitly because she mistakes it for an innuendo for cleaning penis, before he shows that he is cleaning his pet bird.
- In the Blackadder the Third episaode "Ink and Incapability", Prince George's reaction to Dr Johnson's Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness is "I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy!"
- In an episode of Lost. Jack and Kate were previously trapped by a net in the jungle. When Jack tells Sawyer that they were "caught in a net", Sawyer teases back, "That what they're calling it these days?" Even though Jack means it literally, Sawyer later uses the phrase "caught in a net" as a euphemism to describe his own tryst with Ana Lucia.
- In Les Luthiers's Dilema de Amor, the lead singer (Carlos Núñez) is telling a tale of when he once went to a disco, fell in love with a girl, and the two started chatting about philosophy. Unamused by that decision, the other singers begin to believe he's just using euphemisms.
Teens love each other with such passion today, that just by talking... they reach Erasmus
!
The young people of today make up new words. It seems they are now calling it... epistemology
!
- In It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, Rachel Bitterman's assistant assumes everything she says is a come on... eventually annoying her into saying "You know... not everything is an innuendo!" He then assumes that the word "innuendo" is itself an innuendo.
- Much Ado About Nothing: After Benedick has been convinced that Beatrice is in love with him, he interprets everything she says as an innuendo when she is sent to bid him "come to dinner." — ignoring the fact that this encounter is quite identical to every other encounter they've had where he saw no romantic subtext at all.
Benedick: There's a double meaning in that.
- In Matilda the Musical, the song "Telly" has a bridge where Mr Wormwood lists various books and authors with a rhyming couplet making fun of them. When he gets to Moby-Dick, he hesitates, then says "Easy, grandma!"
- Oghren makes some of these when talking about weapons in Party Banter in Dragon Age: Origins. Varric and Isabela also do this at one point in party banter in Dragon Age II. For the record, Varric and Isabela were talking about knives. Well, technically daggers, but Varric can never remember the difference.
- Iris Heart in Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory thinks that when Nepgear says something about a hardware and a software, she thought it was sexual in nature. This being Iris Heart, this was kind of expected.
- The protagonist of Jönssonligan: Jakten på Mjölner needs to walk up to two picnicking Frenchmen at one point to get some food for a Zany Scheme. One of the dialogue choices during this section is "Nice meat!" ... Ending the conversation immediately because the picnickers interpret this as the protagonist trying to flirt with one of them and accuse him of being a Dirty Old Man.
- Persona:
- In Persona 4, when Chie recommends Yosuke to study with Yukiko for the midterms, he agrees and wonders if he should ask Yukiko for some private lessons. Yukiko in response slaps Yosuke across the face, causing him to protest and exclaim that he meant private lessons for studying.
- During Yosuke's Story Mode in Persona 4 Arena, when he comes across Chie, she immediately requests to eat him. Yosuke spends a few moments trying to figure out if she meant it sexually. She meant it literally. Then, when Yosuke brings it up after their battle, Chie thinks it's him who is trying to say something sexual.
- Schezo Weguy of the Puyo Puyo series is a walking fountain of these, constantly spouting sexual-sounding statements while meaning to say something else entirely, and most of the time seeming to not even realize what he said. In fact, his very first dialogue in the game that introduced him, Madou Monogatari II, has him respond to Arle's "What do you want?" by saying "All of you," (he actually wants her magic power, but the way its worded, she interprets it as something else), so he was like this from the beginning.
- In Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Sully manages to make everything sound like some sort of innuendo.
- C14 Dating: Deandre is prone to picking up sexual meanings where none are intended, between his dirty mind, the Separated by a Common Language aspects of his New Zealand English compared to everyone else's (everyone else is either from the USA or learned it while living in Belgium) and the homonyms of some geology terms. The scene in which Melissa walks into a room while Hendrik (a Pungeon Master who is also the "oblivious to innuendos" type of asexual) is on the tail end of giving Deandre a long geology talk is a sight to behold.
- Miu Iruma from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony is prone to reading too much into innocuous remarks and mistaking them for something sexual. To name some examples, in Ultimate Talent Development Plan, Hiyoko Saionji tells Miu to sew her mouth shut, but Miu believes that it is a kind of kink play. In Love Across the Universe, she mistakes Shuichi's suggestion to "get [their] bodies moving" to mean that they go to the gym storage room and see what happens next. In Danganronpa S: Ultimate Summer Camp, Miu hears Mikan panting in the hospital and shouts: "The hell you're doing in our hospital, sow!? I own the patents on that shit!", having mistakenly thought that Mikan was doing something sexual when she was actually doing push-ups..
- In The Wolf at Weston Court there's a brief misunderstanding between Sorenson and the naive Elgin, when the latter comes home looking rather disheveled with Nova:
Elgin: If anyone asks, you haven't seen me since this morning, and I'm certainly not at home. That goes for the lady as well.
Sorenson: I don't think your father would approve, sir. - Sam & Fuzzy has an example of this
when Fuzzy rattles off a string of euphemisms after Sam's first date with Candice. Sam treats them straight, but the reader immediately discovers that Fuzzy is still under the influence of his home-made hallucinogens and all his euphemisms refer to things he is hallucinating.
- Fun fact from The Whiteboard: "Brass nipples" are an actual component of a paintball marker,
contrary to what Pirta thought when a customer at Doc's paintball shop asks for some.
- Non-sexual example from Bitmap World: When Harry comes home from his first day at the new office, he mentions that he had a bad day, "but at least I didn't have to wear a bunny suit." His wife assumed the phrase was some obscure computer jargon, but he was actually referring to one of his coworkers, who was dressed as a bunny.
- In one Skin Horse strip
, Unity, phoning in a report to Sweetheart and Tip, says she's "out here punchin' the gator". Sweetheart doesn't even know what that means, and she clarifies "I totes cannot make this clearer. I am punchin' this 'gator. In the face." Sweetheart still isn't sure it's not a euphemism, and Tip recalls a Noodle Incident when Unity actually throttled a bishop.
- Used as a joke in It's Walky!. Walky asks Joyce to help him wallpaper the closet. When they've finished putting up the wallpaper, Joyce asks him to butter her muffin. After he hands it back, she bluntly asks "Why aren't we having sex right now?"
- Cyanide and Happiness:
- In this comic
, one guy asks the other if he can play any instruments and gets the response that he can play the "hairy banjo". The asker believes this to be a euphemism for masturbation and gets angry. The comic then cuts to the second guy playing an actual banjo covered in hair.
- This comic
shows the aftermath of what was mistaken for an innuendo. A woman invited a man to eat tacos, but he took it as an invitation for sex rather than the actual food.
- In this comic
- Occasionally done deliberately for comedy purposes in The Comics Curmudgeon. In one relatively early post, Josh responded to a Rex Morgan, M.D. strip in which June Morgan asks troubled teen Niki to paint the garage by wondering
"[i]f 'painting the garage' is anything like 'cleaning the basement,' a euphemism thought up by Mrs C. and her filthy-minded college friends". Two months later, Niki was telling June he was happy to clean her garage
, and ever since then, it's been something of a Running Gag whenever anyone in the comics wants their garage cleaned. Later the same year, after weeks of pretending that Niki and Rex's fishing trip was full of homoerotic subtext, Josh suffered complete Sarcasm Failure when Rex told Niki "And always wet your hands before you handle a trout!
"
- In commodoreHUSTLE, Alex invokes this in "Bros Clubbing Bros".
Alex: Hey James, you wanna play Bros Twisting bros?
James: [backs away] Is this another trick question? - Helluva Boss: The B-plot in ”Western Energy” sees Loona having to go to the doctor for a hellbies shot and Blitzo having to accompany her there for emotional support. While in the waiting room, Blitzo tries to soothe his daughter by telling her that the shot is ”just like a tiny needle” and that ”[she’ll] barely feel it going in.” An snooty aquatic demon in the same waiting room then scoffs over his ”perverted language”, much to Blitzo’s confusion. For added irony, Blitzo’s dialogue outside of this scene is usually incredibly crass, immature and vulgar, and yet his words are interpreted as innuendo the one time he wasn’t actually trying to make one.
- Kämpfer Abridged. This happened in the anime as well, but poor Akane's confusion over Natsuru asking her to come over to his house is more hilarious than it was.
- Toonami Abridged: In Sailor Moon Abridged Part 1, Nephrite can't help but question whether Naru's request for a parfait is slang for something, thinking that her wanting the actual dessert would be too easy. He quickly reasons that since her family's rich, it's not a drug thing, so it's most likely a sex thing and assumes it would be some kind of variant of a creampie. Not actually wanting to sexually prey on a middle schooler but knowing that retreating would get him killed for failure, he nervously tries fishing for more information. Naru says she wants a chocolate parfait, and Nephrite gives up and chooses death. It's never made clear if she was actually asking for a sex act or if he was just psyching himself out.
- The Amazing World of Gumball: In "The Crew", Gumball and Darwin are told by a group of senior citizens to send their friend Louie a "message". They think they have to "ice" him, but the senior citizens just want them to send him a text message.
- Family Guy:
- In the episode "Breaking Out Is Hard To Do", Lois ends up developing kleptomania, gets caught, and lands in prison. During a family visit, she explains that she feels genuinely ashamed of her actions and has accepted her sentence, but then Quagmire overhears what she's saying and gets the wrong idea.
Lois: I guess I was stealing, because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life. Like, there was a secret hole in me.
Quagmire: [excitedly] Oh, God!
Lois: And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things.
Quagmire: Oh, God!
Lois: And I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.
Quagmire: Oh, God!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual! - Played with in "Mind Over Murder". Lois started a cabaret show in the basement and was getting attention from men that made Peter jealous. The comments were supposed to sound sexual to the audience, but weren't meant that way in-universe.
Stanger in supermarket: Hey nice melons!
Peter: [angrily] Watch it pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding melons. [camera cuts to Lois holding watermelons]
Stanger: And her hooters ain't bad either!
Peter: [angrily] Now hang on a second there!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding hooters. [camera cuts to Lois holding a pair of owls for no reason] - In "No Meals on Wheels", Lois asks Quagmire to help her get rid of the carpet in her house:
Lois: Glen, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
Quagmire: Well, you know, Lois, I got to confess, when you called me I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for. That's why I rushed over. But, uh... Well, it's fine, it's fine, whatever, I'm happy to help.
- In the episode "Breaking Out Is Hard To Do", Lois ends up developing kleptomania, gets caught, and lands in prison. During a family visit, she explains that she feels genuinely ashamed of her actions and has accepted her sentence, but then Quagmire overhears what she's saying and gets the wrong idea.
- The King's Beard has a subtle example with Jasper's bat minions laughing a little too uproariously when, called out on not knowing what he's doing with Sophie's wand, the villain replies: "Do I look like a fairy?". Surely Jasper's long hair has nothing to do with it…
- "Pepper Ann, do you want breasts?". Her mother meant "chicken breasts" as she was making dinner, but Pepper Ann, who was going through gym-induced A-Cup Angst, reacted by covering her chest and yelling "WHAT?".
- In fact, that episode's plot was triggered by this trope, as Pepper Ann misunderstood her gym teacher's request for "support" as that she'd need "a bra", when she meant "a partner for the trampoline" (Trinket making inappropriate jokes early on didn't help matters).
- The Simpsons episode "Last Exit to Springfield" has Homer as a Union Boss, whom Mr. Burns tries to deal with by making innuendos toward bribery.
Unfortunately for Burns, Homer ends up concluding that Burns is trying to seduce him.

