Unsorted
- French Toast:
- While making French Toast, Heavy touches a heated pan (after the instructor specifically told him not to) and instantly bursts into flames.
- When Heavy realizes he doesn't have milk with which to make French Toast, he immediately runs up to Spy's house, breaking a window in the process, knocks out Spy, and then proceeds to start ransacking the fridge until he finds a container of milk, and then promptly slams the door, knocking it off its hinges.
Heavy orders an Xbox 360
- Heavy's package is delivered 83 centuries late by Vin Diesel, who throws it directly in Heavy's face, and then immediately crashes the delivery truck after driving off.
- The sheer amount of absurd attempt by the BLU team to open up Heavy's package is a sight to behold.
- Apparently, Scout's method of opening delicate package like a gaming console was to smash them to bits with baseball bat.
- After finally opening the package containing his new XBox 360, Heavy has a fun time playing The Darkness... until the XBox suddenly red-rings.
Heavy goes bowling
- RED Heavy's first roll was foiled after Niko Bellic's terrible outing robs him from his Spare. Cue Roman Bellic laughing.Mission: Kill Roman because he's a fagola
- During the halftime, Louis was distracted by a bowling pin that looks like a pack of pain pills, only for Francis to distract him again with a real pack of pills into slamming on an alarmed car, alerting the horde.
- This bit after Francis closes the door after leaving Louis at mercy of the zombies:
Francis takes a moment to catch his breath at the door immediately after Louis has been thrown outside and overpowered by headcrab zombies.Francis: Phew. Good thing I'm indestruct-G-Man runs up to Francis and kills him instantly with his briefcase. - RED Heavy's roll after the halftime was foiled by Francis, who teases him into pushing the pins, in which Heavy responded with tossing the ball onto Francis. Francis just pushed the pin out of petty.
- RED Heavy decided to foil BLU Heavy's last three rolls by hiring Sam Fisher to push the pin from behind. Unfortunately, Sam fell off the hanging wire and setting the explosive, blowing all the pin away for an easy strike, and slamming Louis back into alerting the horde again.
Heavy takes his driving test
- Heavy's answer when facing an oncoming train? Crash into the thingie and die.
- Even funnier that RED Spy attempts to peep and cheat. Maybe he should have peeped at someone else's.
- The caveat is that no one else besides BLU Heavy passed the test, because Heavy correctly guessed what the RED Scout is listening.
- All of RED Team attempts to pass the driving test. Yeah, no wonder why they all failed.
- Almost every single attempt has the mercs accidentally (or intentionally) murder the crossing pedestrian for a good measure.
- After failing to fit into the test car (to BLU Heavy's amusement) and having a monster truck inexplicably explode on him, Heavy takes his test driving a Semi Truck. He tries (and fails) to beat the train once he reaches the railway segment, getting himself blown up for his trouble.
- Sniper's attempt to drive normally, until Louis (actually a BLU Spy) attempts to sabotage him only for a Smoker (disguised as Winnie the Pooh) saves him in the nick of time. Unfortunately, Sniper gets too distracted and decided that he should snipe the DMV inspector (who is the BLU Scout) from the top of a water tank instead of continuing the test. This time, the BLU Spy stops him from doing it, failing the test.
- Engineer decided that driving around isn't worth the hassle, so he installed a self-driving system into the car. Too bad the navigation failed after the first few segments, crashing the car in the process.
- Pyro had the bright idea to skip past through most of the segments by airblasting the car for a quick boost. Unfortunately they ran out of gas and failed to make the jump off the (ironically) fiery pits.
- Apparently Demoman thinks that drinking booze before attempting his driving test is a good idea. Naturally he crashed on multiple stuff in his drunken stupor, including a wall, G-Man and some rebels, and trips into a sticky mine, which lets him skips most of the segments with ease. Unfortunately, right at the end of the test, Demoman reverses into the tree and fails the test, much to Soldier's displeasure.
- After seeing what the rest of his teammates did with their cars before the test, Soldier attempted to rocket jump his way through the test. Unfortunately, cars didn't work that way.
The quest for ultimate Sandvich
Heavy's retarded holiday
- Chuck Greene's and Frank West introduction. Hell, those two practically carried the whole episode.
- Frank attempted to take Chuck's gun, but Chuck just move it away from him.
- A RED Scout is about to maim him, and Frank took away Chuck's gun out of reflex, except that he aimed the gun back at Chuck and shot him down. The Scout's reaction says it all, which prompts him to explode on the spot.
- Anytime Chuck attempted to craft something off the table with nothing but random nonsense, cue the music.
- His first attempt is to fully craft a mounted machine gun with nothing but a pancake and a baseball bat. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to take out Frank, much to Chuck's annoyance.
- His second attempt near the end is to craft a toaster with a bike and a commentary bubble. Predictably, the giant cat killed him for that nonsense.
- Ellis breaks his fall by falling off hazardous
- The scenes starring "Norman Jayden and Carter Blake". Starting from when Jayden runs over Frank West and Chuck Greene.Nahman Jayden: Oh I'm sorry. *Heads over to Frank*Nahman Jayden: Is that a...coffee you're drinkin' there?Frank West: Yeah!*Norman grins and grabs Frank by the face*Nahman Jayden: Agent Nahman Jayden, FBI. *Flashes ID badge* You're under arrest!*Later at the FBI place, Frank's in the "interrogation room" with Norman and Carter. Frank offers them a coffee and Norman looks like he might accept when-*Carter Blake: FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!! *Kicks Frank and the table over*Nahman Jayden: That doesn't make any sense!Carter Blake: *Punches Norman to the ground*Carter Blake: Why don't you fuck off...Norman.
- Followed by the hilariously awesome team up segment. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
- Heavy came across an Uber Sandvich across the table, but it was guarded by Marcus Fenix and Elliot Salem, who were playing Smash Bros with oversized SNES controller across the table.
- At some point a loony rebel appears and mistaken Heavy for Gordon Freeman because of the glasses. He claims that he can't get a familiar tune out of his head right on to Heavy's ear, much to his displeasure.
- Ellis came out with the plan to distract the guards, by having someone disguised in a Renamon fursuit. The rebel, much to his surprises, refuses the plan, before Heavy strong armed him into wearing it anyway.
- Predictably, the guards were repulsed and stops playing just to beat him up, with the other guard peed on them. The merc proceeds to bodychecks Marcus away into the same Sniper from the intro for a good measure. Also a Take That! to the furry fandom.
- Halfway through Elliot (who was making the episode) got tired and quits the game. Cue intermission.
- Post-intermission, BLU Heavy is cautiously observing the surroundings of the first floor, complete with overly realistic eyes...
- The first one has Sam Fisher slamming some guy into a conveniently placed electronic equipment, electrocuting him.
- The second has Bill falling off the platform and asking Francis to raise him back up, but Francis refuses and told him that he can do it by himself.
- The third one has Heavy looking at a rough buttcrack (actually Ellis' fingers), which spooks him into falling.
- Ellis painfully slow attempt at rescuing Heavy from his fall, only for him to get distracted by the christmas decoration as they both fall off to Chuck and Frank's car.
- The ending. Turns out it was all just a dream, and Heavy woken up in the Christmas day. The BLU Team gave him a present; a copy of Left 4 Dead 2, much to his displeasure. Then a familiar face came to visit the house...