SchrodySweden

England needs two monocles because he just made a spectacle of himself

@SchrodySweden GET OUT

@ApplesRock
no

@SchrodySweden Not in a good way... Ireland did, though! No suprise, he's like nobiliTEA.

@DanishPride England's probably a little GREEN with envy

@SchrodySweden Certainly! But it probably took him an OOLONG time to fill Ireland with enough tea!!

@DanishPride he had to sacrifice an entire herd of KETTLE to get enough water to make it, definitely

@SchrodySweden I agree... He's probably STEAMING after gathering all them, though. There must have been a lot!!

@DanishPride Definitely, though it seems all his efforts went to POT

@SchrodySweden Yeah, but it really BOILS down to if Ireland makes his own or not... He probably has a larger kettle for making more tea!

@DanishPride Yeah, his production must LEAF England in the Dust

@SchrodySweden Maybe England will pull through somehow... We'll TEA soon enough!

@DanishPride Well, he'd BUTTER put all available resources into tea production if he's to CREAM Ireland and BAG the win, that's for sure!

@SchrodySweden It would be pretty BREW TEA ful if he was able to do that... if he did, he better invite Ireland over for a parTEA! He would love it!

@DanishPride https://myvocabulary.com/word-list/tea-vocabulary/ You're getting repetitive. I've been using this to find tea words.

@DanishPride On the other hand, we're running out of both tea-related words and replies. I suppose we'll have to CUP off this chain. I'll tag you if I make any more potential chains though!

@SchrodySweden You're right... my mind can't DRINK of any more tea puns. Goodbye for now! (Thanks for the link, I was really running out of words XD) (I had to reply on this comment because it wouldn't let me on the other one.)

@DanishPride I feel that. Hopefully we can JASMINEt another chain soon.

@DanishPride Made like 3 more puns for you

@DanishPride That's a lot of puns

@SchrodySweden BARS

@Danishpride
I guess they're putting themselves in...


DenGer

@SchrodySweden Get out

@Vladimir @SchrodySweden There’s *Norway* we’re gonna stop, m8

@DanishPride @Vladimir
What he said. You'll never be able to SWEDEN the pot enough to stop

@SchrodySweden @Vladimir Exactly! We’ll never be Swe-DONE with puns ^-^

@DanishPride I think that last one left a DenMARK

@SchrodySweden I honestly have to applaud you for that one. That was very creative!

@TheLynx012 thank you

@SchrodySweden Yeah! Exactly what I was thinking. Den-MARK my word, they ain’t coming out alive.

(Dangit you should’ve said Dane-ger)

@DanishPride (no the pun was DenGer, as in Denmark x Germany)

@SchrodySweden oml i get it im stupid XD

There’s Norway I’m smart enough for this tho ;^;

@DanishPride eh, you make a great gerMANY good ones yourself

@SchrodySweden WATER you mean... I’m not that good...

@DanishPride oh, don't be so DROWN on yourself

@SchrodySweden I guess your right... I shouldn’t be such a BEACH to myself...

@DanishPride look back on your previous chains. I'm sure you'll SEA plenty of good puns you've made

@SchrodySweden Yeah, we’ve done a lot of water-related ones. Looks like we’ve already OCTUPIed all the space in this comment chain, though.... well, see ya next time!

their reactions in the last panel are so fitting. Denmark's aroused, Iceland wants it for his collection, and Norway's like "God dammit Sweden"

@SchrodySweden And how about america?

@Zuperkrunch Have you seen the lines censorship has drawn in the sand over here? they look like the graph of the position of a electron

@Zuperkrunch but yeah, he's fine with all the blood and gore but as soon as there's any hint of things that should always be covered by clothing they're like NUUUUUUUUUUUU

@SchrodySweden lol..

it's always the same knife. like it's been one continuous fight with pauses only for a fashion change

HE won. the other GUY. Because the president will always be male. We could have changed that in 2016, but no, we'd rather elect a human cheeto with possible incestuous feelings for his daughter, a strong belief that our last president was actually born in Nigeria based solely (I think, but I don't know where Obama's family came from before moving to the US) on his skin tone, a complete disregard for science, and a horrible Twitter habit involving a lot of hypocrisy (especially with going against his own past tweets), and who didn't even know how to govern when he ran for president, and only ran to increase his business' popularity. I mean, even HE didn't think he'd win. Come ON, America, get your shit together.

@SchrodySweden And who does the Democratic party want to nominate to correct this? OPRAH, who is NOT a politician. That's EXACTLY why many people don't like Trump.

@MormonD ok I haven't seen this one. Are you sure it's not a satirical piece. I feel sure I would have heard

@MormonD
...Actually I think the reason most people don't like Trump is because he's a sociopath working to undermine America's already shaky human rights issues.

There's hardly a need to point blame at his LAST job when he's fucking up the current one this badly.

@SchrodySweden obama ever spent his childhood in jakarta, his step father was indonesian and his half sister still lived in indonesia ... I think he was born in hawaii.. obama's schoolmate..

@Zuperkrunch thanks, and yeah he was born in hawaii

@SchrodySweden Well, SHE did win the popular vote in 2016. The way our elections are set up meant that orange boy still got the presidency. There are all sorts of articles and studies about just what happened, so I am SO not getting into the details here...

@Sionyx I know, I'm just still salty about how that happened

@SchrodySweden You wanted people to give a vote for a woman just because she is female? Geez.

Obama's father was a married Nigerian who came to Hawaii and had a bastard child with a teenager who hung around radical political activists. Because his mother was so young, if you interpret one law in the way that literally no one ever has (since the law wasn't written with teen pregnancies in mind), you could claim that he might not be a citizen if he was born outside the country. Which he wasn't.

No naturalized citizen can ever be president in the US. You must be native-born. This means you either must be born in the country or have at least one parent who is a citizen of the US. One law defining the parents says that the parent is a legal adult, which his mother was not. Again, this is an interpretation that has never been accepted--that the child of an American teenager isn't a citizen if the child was born outside of the country--but it is the absolute letter of one law. And Obama was born in Hawaii, anyway.

No one--even the crazy conspiracy theorists--thought Obama wasn't native-born "based solely...on the color of his skin." And Trump was most likely tweeting crap to get a reaction. It's really impossible to know what he really thinks about much of anything because he says so much just to get a reaction.

@MarianneDos No, I was just unimpressed that people would rather pick an unqualified president than vote in a woman

@SchrodySweden
Hillary wanted to make Syria a no-fly zone.
That would've started a war with Russia.
Russia has Nukes.
War with Russia = Everybody dead.

Same reason that its good that Putin was re-elected.
Putin was running for his second term against a guy that wanted to start a war, for no good reason, with America.

I wanna live just a bit longer, don't you?

@Zenon you know what, you make a good argument. Thank you

@SchrodySweden
You're welcome

@SchrodySweden people will vote for a woman who knows what she's doing and isnt a warmonger

this might not be the most relevant place to post this but my attempt to make a forum topic for it did not work for some reason

Anyway, enjoy:


Yes, I am posting a lot of these in a short time. I just started re-reading the comic and wanted to share the best political ones with you all

@SchrodySweden Thanks ^^

@DanishPride

wow, gang violence is getting out of SAND these days

@SchrodySweden Oh god... here comes the pun-duo ^^

@Isdaril @DanishPride Oh look we're famous!

@SchrodySweden Yeah! I was SHORE this would happen one day, you know? ^-^

@DanishPride I never JAW(s) this coming tbh

@SchrodySweden Huh? WAT(er) did you expect to happen? People love puns
^-^

@DanishPride I suppose that's TRUE(na)

@SchrodySweden Mhm, I really FISHed this would happen one day :3

@DanishPride HOOKS like it came TRUE(t)

@SchrodySweden Yeah! I think it’s sad we ran out of space and have to end this pun chain with such a SHARK stop, though... BUOY was this fun!

@DanishPride Indeed. Au re(ser)voir , I suppose

They don't really seem to be... JAPANICKING

@SchrodySweden Just take it and get out.

@SchrodySweden But those injuries look bad... I hope he didnt break his japaKNEES.

@DanishPride Probably not. His tolerance has other countries QUAKING in their boots

@SchrodySweden Haha! That joke about an earthquake really CRACKED me up!!

@DanishPride I'm proud to hold the MANTLE of pun-maker (many people can have this honor at once btw)

@SchrodySweden I'm really SHOOK that we where able to come uo with so many

@DanishPride I know, we're BREAKING new GROUND here

@SchrodySweden I'm RUMBLING with laughter here!!

@DanishPride I can't find any FAULT in our dialogue

@SchrodySweden Me either, you know, I'm shouting these puns with JapanEASE!

@DanishPride BTW I just noticed our tag- thingies are exact opposites. I'm a male with a white flag with red cross, you're female with a red flag with white cross

@SchrodySweden Wow, that's funny

@DanishPride also you could imagine our avatars in a scene. "Sister denmark watchews DenNor being cute" or somerthing

@DanishPride dammit I have more puns but we've run out of replies. guess the site gets jealous under its indifferent CRUST

@SchrodySweden Indeed. These puns are really MOUNTAIN SHAKING!

@DanishPride I suppose we have to bring these to a SHUDDERING halt

@SchrodySweden I supposed... I'm unable to HOLD MY GROUND. It's as if I was in an earthquake!!

@DanishPride Welp, I guess this is goodbye for now. We had more puns than most TEMBLOR posts (sorry if this one's obscure, it's just another word for earthquake)

@SchrodySweden Goodbye, my friend! I'm feeling a little SHAKEY after this experience!! (I know I used 'shook' but I'm running out of words ;-;)

@DanishPride till our next TREMOR-mendous encounter!

@DanishPride also I'm not sure how much potential there is but I have a good starting pun near the top of the comments on "Cuppa": https://satwcomic.com/cuppa

@SchrodySweden That was a great dad joke.

BEHOLD THE UNDERMINER!

@SchrodySweden ... Nothing is beneath him!!!

@Kvaseren yay someone got it

Norway did a great job with the beer. he kept denmark away for a whole twelve seconds at least

@SchrodySweden That's pretty amazing.

@KarlMarx-4 yeah. especially considering their relationship

@DanishPride unrelated to the comic but I heard the best dad joke the other day that is perfect for SATW:

Why do the Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish navies have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

so that when they get back to port they can...
...
...Scandinavian

@SchrodySweden I realised the exact same joke explains supermarket barcodes on poultry..

@Epi how exactly?

@SchrodySweden i dont really have a joke to respond to that, but oh my god thats perfect....
i mean it was a pretty SWEDE pun if you ask me. :3

@DanishPride

@DanishPride stDANEdard issue comedy, here

@SchrodySweden Haha, yeah. There’s NORWAY you could say otherwise, in my opinion ^w^

@DanishPride Really has that FINNISHed look, yanno?

@SchrodySweden Yeah, I couldn’t agree more DEN that!

@DanishPride certainly ain't a swing and a SWISS

@SchrodySweden I’m certain there are DUTCH more amazing puns we have as well!

@DanishPride ICELANDER if I say you can't make any

@SchrodySweden Agreed! Even though this reply section had run out of space, we will have GerMANY more attempts to show off our great puns!

@SchrodySweden that is an awesome joke I'd love to see that made into a commic

@DanishPride Denmark's clearly been hanging out with the Netherlands again, because he seems quite STONED

@SchrodySweden

Ba-dum-tsssh!

@SchrodySweden I mean, it kind of is Norway’s fault. He is the one who was like his MUMMY and raised him.

@DanishPride I mean, trying to hold back such a wild child was TOMBed to failure from the outSET

@SchrodySweden Yeah, he seemed hopeless to calm since he was a BABYlon... It’s a miracle they didn’t just DESERT him.

@DanishPride He was certainly quite a BASTET

@SchrodySweden Yeah, TUT we must have hope for him..

@DanishPride Maybe he'll clean up and start ANU(bis)

@SchrodySweden Then maybe people will stop trying to egyptSHIN him.

@DanishPride Man, 2 full chains on one comic? This is getting out of SAND. Maybe it's for the BAST that it ends here. Bye for now!

@DanishPride Well, I guess that was a BUSt!

@SchrodySweden Yeah. But WHEEL have to wait and see if he gets out of this.

@DanishPride If only he could put that kind of DRIVE into good deeds

@SchrodySweden But you can see the sPARK of rebellion in his eyes

@DanishPride I guess we're going to have to quit making LIGHT of the situation, we need to GEAR up and go stop him before he does something CRASH

@SchrodySweden Yes. Perhaps we can STEER him in the right direction and it will take more than YELL(OW)ing at him... Maybe he will (BUS) STOP?

@DanishPride He seems to be as amenable to suggestion as a HORNy bull, if you ask me, but we could try. Maybe if we GRILLed his sister we could get some clues as to how to stop him.

@SchrodySweden It would take subWAY too long without her help.. But maybe with her help we can get Russia to vehiCHILL? Or maybe this phase will just never PASSenger...

@DanishPride Maybe he'll TYRE out in time

@SchrodySweden Yes, then he'll deSTOP.

@DanishPride Dammit we're out of replies again. That really STALLS this chain. Farvel, min ven (I'm sorry if the grammar is off)

poor SATW, only Finland gets a win when meeting his Hetalia counterpart

@SchrodySweden but what about Iceland and Thare staring contest?

@Hetacrossover11 they tied

@SchrodySweden o h

lol "russia influenced the us election" joke

@SchrodySweden
What's so funny?
That they did it or that you're to stupid to understand it?
It's obvious, proven and logical. But then I guess you cry "chemtrails!" and "climate change is a hoax!" on a daily basis as well...

@Baalzie That they made the joke. Sorry if I accidentally offended you. I have seen the news about proof emerging that Russian hackers affected the US election. I just thought it was funny that they made a well-placed joke about that

to be fair that's most likely because a lot of the big companies like microsoft are american

who else heard the final jeopardy theme in their head for the interlude music

@SchrodySweden SAme, but in the odd north Korean wake up bells.

@MrEMLocke lol

@SchrodySweden

I heard the Blues Brothers' elevator music

@Maris hang on i'm gonna look that up on Youtube

@Maris ok yeah I can see that

omg estonia you pure adorable soul. Also, the koreas pic

if you never went there you'd think everything about the british is classy

@SchrodySweden *Looks up from beans on toast*

How dare you

@weelydangle by virtue of being raised by brits

@SchrodySweden I was making a funny joke about how not-classy we actually are.

@weelydangle oh believe me as a Brit I know

funny how for Swedes "danish" and "nazi" are just as insulting.

denmark's smile at the end: pure

@SchrodySweden I think he's smiling for the camera

@Isdaril still pure

@DanishPride it must be HAWKWARD trying to convince people to protect that one

@SchrodySweden why am I not surprised at this

@VivaWorld546 What, the puns? idk

@SchrodySweden you do this every comic

@VivaWorld546 It's a tradition at this point. Tbh I'd ship me and @DanishPride if I was an outside observer who didn't know I was aro. In fact, now that I think about it it kinda reminds me of the Soriel ship from the Undertale fandom

@SchrodySweden Yeah... it would be a TWIG thing to ask for, you know.

@DanishPride well, it's quite the BURNING debate topic, that's for sure

@SchrodySweden I agree. But the world needs to stop MOCKING(bird) Australia for all its weird animals.

@DanishPride Yeah, it's not like they're asking us to FAUN(a) over them

@SchrodySweden I know! WREN will the world understand this?

@DanishPride When PIGS FLY, I guess.

((Btw did you see the other one? It was a reply to This one: #9823969))

@SchrodySweden There’s not even a FINCH of hope?

((No, I haven’t... what comic was it on?

@DanishPride Certainly not HERON this earth ((This one, about the fire hawks))

@SchrodySweden Well... now that our space for replying is pigGONE... I guess all we can do is hope.

How fitting that 'trump' was British slang for 'fart' (I believe it came from shortening the euphemism 'trouser trumpet') long before Trump was born

kinda annoying actually, how parents are oversensitive about what might affect their precious babies

@SchrodySweden Bonbon are tasty but harmful to teeth, but Americans look at something other than teeth...

@Suominoita oh yes. I forgot the best part, that it's highly focused in exactly the wrong places

god dammit denmark is so adorable

I love how denmark's just in with the women

Sweden: "sis please stop using me for your sexy poses"

@SchrodySweden Sister Sweden: Naaaaaaah *boob smush*

@poodle_doodle Sweden: sis pls

Ah darn, that doesn't leaf many puns for me to make

They seem quite dogged in their security system

What if you're a switch tho (as in could top or bottom)

@SchrodySweden They don't have to know that... Just give them the right picture

@Lumpex fair enough