RPG Cast – Episode 814: “Pineapple-Kun”
Kelley makes Bubsy do the butt wiggle. Josh has nothing to show, but shows us anyway. Chris still can’t believe Moonchild was the mom’s name. Everyone go get some milk.
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RPG Cast – Episode 813: “Potato Rig”
Chris pines for a slot machine that makes Diablo loot sounds. Kelley goes back in time to make Sega of America and Sega of Japan wear “Get Along” shirts. Robert pledges his laifu for waifu.
RPG Cast – Episode 812: “Romancing Quark”
Sam advocates for RPGamer Family Feud Night, Matt gets a second Switch 2 to preserve his marriage. Chris has an unexpected rivalry with his nephew. Kelley is bedazzling a gargantuan Bahamut. Andi has chosen a side in the Cthulhu versus Unicorn feud, and will be ever so sparkly in his new horn.
RPG Cast – Episode 811: “Evercold Slushie”
Chris thinks the PS5 needs therapy. Can Josh interest you in a retro-game investment fund? Kelley really knows her sexy voices. None of us want the colon tribute.
RPG Cast – Episode 809: “Trails Mix to Heaven”
Chris is still going, “Moo, Moo!” as a Cow. Johnathan states we should not vote for people who don’t like Suikoden II. Robert is nun-chucking his friend with Wii U controllers. And Ryan runs Fast.
RPG Cast – Episode 808: “Crafting Makes Me Feel Good”
Chris kicks Tidus into the ocean. Kelley is looking forward to taming an army of cats. Robert lauds the efforts of the 2D Waifu union. And Ryan is practicing his Smash freeze cheese.
RPG Cast – Episode 805: “It Never Get’s Old”
Chris thinks the GameCube can do better than this. Kelley only knows Gothic from it being in the bargain bin at CompUSA. And Josh thinks Starfield isn’t janky in a fun way.
RPG Cast – Episode 804: “Zelda Is So Underrated”
Erik loves the big man on a train. Chris misses the poetry jam. Andi discovers wealth extraction opportunities. Kelley takes away Onix’s toy blocks and makes him sad.
RPG Cast – Episode 803: “Game of the Year 2025”
Chris, Joe, Jordan, Kell, Matt, Ryan, and Sam get together to talk about 2025s best and worst offerings. Did you remember that Borderlands 4 came out last year? Also, warning, this is a Sam podcast, so viewer discretion is advised.
RPG Cast – Episode 802: “The Monster Has a Sad”
Kelley learned the book was a BOOK-book. Ryan was lured in by the Bad Idea Factory. Somehow, Chris got milked and then got crabs.
RPG Cast – Episode 801: “Ziplocs Full of AA Batteries”
Kelley gets her cats comfy so they can breed. Chris learns he can only get so far with hooves. Josh gets drunk and plays some darts. And we all get arrested for match three slavery.
RPG Cast – Episode 799: “Milking Requires Consent”
Chris announces Super Robot Wars Ys. Kelley makes rabbits nature’s problem. Josh complains about the realism of cat leashes.
RPG Cast – Episode 798: “Bob’s Chicken Kicking Adventure”
Robert’s only feeling the cold in half of his body. Josh wants to drive across Albion now. Kelley teaches the rabbits about condoms and making room for Jesus. And Chris knows magic, but chooses to bake with his hands.
RPG Cast – Episode 797: “Jailbreak Your Wheelchair”
Chris takes a shower after being bonded to his underwear. Kelley loses an SD card into the wormhole. Ryan tells us his latest fantasy life update. And Robert needs 12 games of context to really get into a story.
RPG Cast – Episode 796: “A Galaxy Brain Far Far Away”
Chris is excited that the Switch 2 is a real boy with a Skyrim game of its own. Kelley plays with a jungle cat on the holodeck. Ryan points out it can’t be a bad game if it never existed. Josh is watching with microwave repair videos. Robert is looking forward to an Xillia Christmas. Oh no, not the save files!
RPG Cast – Episode 795: “Kung Fu Kitten”
Kelley is shipping Billy the Kid with Socrates. Josh is hanging ornaments on his skill tree. Chris had his stolen (fair and square) horse stolen by an NPC and he is outraged! What’s your daddy rank?
RPG Cast – Episode 794: “The Midlife Crisis Year for MMOs”
Andi didn’t expect cozy trauma. Chris didn’t deserve to wear that uniform. Kelley didn’t have the budget to get different stunt cats.
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RPG Cast – Episode 793: “The GabeCube”
Chris is playing the new Manos: The Branches of Fate expansion for Path of Exile. Josh learns that fox girls come from the future. Kelley falls down a Warriors rabbit-hole but may find salvation in a Picross mouse-hole.
RPG Cast – Episode 792: Extra Life 2025 – Chocobos Are an Invasive Species
Kelley must find and pet all the kitties, Chris mourns losing all his microplastics, Joshua is too old for SpongeBob, Andi agrees Thunder Bay is a JRPG Dungeon, and Sam goes to horny jail…as usual. Final death count for Chris: 63
RPG Cast – Episode 790: “Gamefreak Does What Square Don’t”
Kelley spoils Power Wash Simulator. Josh tells us what happens when a mommy and daddy chocobo love each other very much. Chris takes the subtone to get uptoown.
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