The Best Of TFTS - March 2013 (Special 2nd Anniversary Edition!)

Hi Everybody!

Today we celebrate 2 years of Tales From Tech Support! Wooo!

Every day brings something new here at TFTS. Sometimes they are just little gems, and sometimes they are sprawling novellas, but there's always something great to read, and for that I thank each and every one of you from the bottom of my magic big heart.

This month in particular had some incredible highlights, including the epic 24-part saga of jon6 and the creation of Xereeto's unbelievably awesome Troubleshooting Placebo Panel. And we're closing fast on 100k subscribers, too!

By the way, it seems that TFTS has the second-highest average of upvotes per post, Reddit-wide. That is one sweet metric. Congratulations to all and sundry! Especially sundry.

So for the 2-year anniversary party, I've gone ahead and rented out the local pizza hole for a few hours after your shift.

Just head on down after you clock out, grab a couple of slices and a frosty cold beverage and tell the cashier that Magic Bigfoot sent you. Don't bother to pay at the register, it's already been taken care of.

Cheers & Enjoy Your Party Hats, Everybody!

_~ MagicBigfoot ~_

THE BEST OF TFTS, MARCH 2013

3/1/13 : No, just a hole.
3/2/13 : It don' print.
3/3/13 : Can you check this model printer for us?
3/4/13 : I am totally lost on this thing.
3/5/13 : Yo, my moms told me to call this number.
3/6/13 : Look how blurry this screen is!
3/7/13 : Much better, thank you...
3/8/13 : You just don't want to help me.
3/9/13 : Can I log onto another computer?
3/10/13 : Xereeto's Placebo Troubleshooting Panel
3/11/13 : No, and I don't want to look for them!
3/12/13 : It just doesn't know it's me.
3/13/13 : Can't you do that remotely?
3/14/13 : Can't you just reboot the server or something?
3/15/13 : There are no robots!
3/16/13 : I want you to do that Boot Camp thing.
3/17/13 : But I just don't see that hole.
3/18/13 : Are you definitely just IT support?
3/19/13 : I just removed some of the bad code.
3/20/13 : Wow, that kid's a genius...
3/21/13 : Well, I got this lappytop from work...
3/22/13 : Ahhhh. Yeah. No problem man.
3/23/13 : Should it be making that noise?
3/24/13 : It's a minor technical glitch...
3/25/13 : I want this system to be as idiot proof as possible.
3/26/13 : You know what, you are very unhelpful.
3/27/13 : Hey did you get my email?
3/28/13 : The plug is round.
3/29/13 : I will be back with more questions later.
3/30/13 : Why, did you lose it?
3/31/13 : No, sir, I need you to click your Start button.

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