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Clockwork knows everything. by Many-Ad5871 in dannyphantom

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The future they're asking for is a future where somebody knows how to hoist a Jolly Roger

Don't need none of that magic nonsense by chornorthhigh in knightposting

[–]Glass_Teeth01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why should a Knight need a Sword specifically? An Axe, Mace, or a Warhammer would work just as well.

Favorite character who people treat like this? by nnExodust in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Glass_Teeth01 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Competitive schizophrenia, Ranked edition

Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says by kg_digital_ in nottheonion

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just Taco Bell being Taco Bell

Pole Dancer and Balancing by DABDEB in oddlyterrifying

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Insert "EMT NO" Gif)

Mr. Shade timeline by Either-Speaker8487 in PressureRoblox

[–]Glass_Teeth01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a headcannon that Shade is actually effectively brain dead due to his soul being lost somewhere, and that NAVI is actually running Urbanshade in his place until his soul is properly recovered, whenever that would be.

Like, his body is alive, it's just that his mind isn't there

Morality of using your semen as a coagulant to mold your grandfather's ashes into clay to make a vase out of him and using it as a cumjar by SimplySkilled42 in MoralityScaling

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm taking your ejaculation privileges away

Give me any stupid super power and I'll make it op by Creative_Grass_9359 in superpowers

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make anyone within 200sqkm of your location fart on command by clapping your hands.

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Looking for obscure mods (self.SRB2Kart)

submitted by Glass_Teeth01 to r/SRB2Kart

Favorite character that you would pick as a guardian for Diane from Pragmata ? by Nearby-Condition-675 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The single best choice for fatherhood in Anime

What's the worst thing that happened at your school? [OC] by Redfoxyboy in realcomics

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in school, there was a fistfight because one of the teachers was cheating with three other guys.

And before you ask, no, this wasn't a female teacher that was doing the cheating.

do you guys call him incredible gassy too? by ZealousidealPotato52 in PressureRoblox

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call him stinky

Morality of disowning your prodigy son (he bashed his groomers head in with a four kilogram encyclopedia at the age of 13) as he was ruining the family name? by Masked-Umber in MoralityScaling

[–]Glass_Teeth01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bashing in the head of a groomer should elevate your status IMO

Violent Extremist: SpongeBob Balloon by ButterscotchFinal703 in ROBLOXBans

[–]Glass_Teeth01 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to lie, this is one of the funniest wrongful bans I've seen so far

There's jizm in your pants now. by HighlyIntense in wizardposting

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that I am wearing any pants

when the late night regretavator session turns terrifying by Gayfag3040 in regretevator

[–]Glass_Teeth01 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Is this while you're alone on the server?

Which Panel Is More Accurate? by Turbulent_Dig_2487 in PowerScaling

[–]Glass_Teeth01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, Saitama could literally do that to Goku

Florida law makers want to put AI cameras on trash trucks by WhySoManyDownVote in fuck_ai_slop

[–]Glass_Teeth01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it's Florida

Stars by MurkyWay in realcomics

[–]Glass_Teeth01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just because you are expendable doesn't mean that you aren't valued.

Would the power to manipulate hitboxes be powerful? by asaness in PowerScaling

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is less of a counter point and more of a side point, because it can still work with what I have outlined before.

Protogen Expie by SaturnSamo @ Twitter by HollowedExpie in casualtiesunknown

[–]Glass_Teeth01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cybernetic parts were used to revive them

How evil is it to commit a no questions asked genocide on a newly sentient robot race your people created all because they gained sentience and trusted you enough to let you know by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in MoralityScaling

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a dick move, without question

Protogen Expie by SaturnSamo @ Twitter by HollowedExpie in casualtiesunknown

[–]Glass_Teeth01 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fun fact:

When you learn the lore of Protogens, you learn that this could be something actually worse for an Expie's mental health by unreasonable degrees

(Protogen lore means that they are technically either Cybernetic Zombies, or had these parts cybernetically grafted to their bodies during the cloning process)

Currently working on a Mosquito game. Your objective is to drive NPCs absolutely crazy. by FairMarsupial3996 in IndieGaming

[–]Glass_Teeth01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I love that game, but I don't think it has enough opportunities to make gradual chaos.

Imagine going from buzzing in someone's ear to watching a 30+ man brawl because the guy who's ear you landed on saw you land on another guy's bald head

At the NATO summit in Turkey this asshole is talking mad shit on NATO by JPIZZLE1205 in antitrump

[–]Glass_Teeth01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could change that to *Hours* and the results would still be the same

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