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[WP] your a run of the mill blacksmith. One day a hooded-man visit's and gives chunk of bloody grimsom red stone. "Can you make a sword from it?" by Available_Display728 in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[ Paaaaaaaaaart 2 - Mordecai ]

Mordecai had knocked politely. Then, he had knocked impolitely, pounding his meaty fists against the door and kicking it a few times. With no answer inside for a day, he was beginning to think that the blacksmith, Etalis, had fled with his money and his Syrem rock.

Damn it. He stalked to the back of the establishment, grabbing some stray metal rod and wedging it between the door and the frame, jerking it roughly apart. It splintered under his determined heaving, popping a pin in the locking mechanism, and tearing apart the handle. He kicked it until it flung open to darkness.

He took one footstep in, but knew already that his instincts were right. The forge was nearly dead, just ash on coal.

"Fuck!" He yelled. "This kid is going to end the world." He lit a lantern by the door and searched through the workshop, furtively trying to find a clue. He noticed something odd about the cot in the corner, peeling back the blankets to see a hole in the floor. Confused, he looked in. There was a little box resting at the bottom. He picked it up, opened it, then closed it again, annoyed. Empty. He flipped it over, ignoring the instinct to throw it into the fire, and found an inscription.

"For those days when we sang to each other by the falls, I'll never forget you Sarai. Spud, my darling boy. You were too precious for the world."

"What the hell." Mordecai flipped the box over, horrified, opening it again. Inside, small motes of dust were specks in the corners. "Oh, fuck. That's worse."

He left then, racing through the streets of Mittun like he was being chased my hell-dogs. He found the nearest general store and immediately went to the shop keeper, an old man with graying tufts of hair on the sides of his head, but nothing up top.

"I need a map. Or direction. Or both. Where's the nearest waterfalls?"

"All right, creepy fella. Mask and shit. Why ya want them for?"

"I've got art in my soul, what does it matter to you? Map. Direction." he said tersely.

The old codger shook his head, reached beneath the counter, and produced a small folded map. "This one mine, ya hear. Don't be puttin yer grubby hands on it," he said as he spread it out on the counter.

Mordecai stepped closer, annoyed, but waiting. "Yes? Where?" he tried to ask patiently.

A shaky finger pointed. "Degram Falls. Gotta climb a hill or two to get there. The young folk go up there to kiss an get pragnert."

"I'll try to avoid that," he said with displeasure, turning to leave.

"Ayunt gonna tip me!"

Mordecai didn't look back as he raced out the door, pushed through the streets, and fled out of town. He was older than the kid he'd hired, but he wasn't any less strong. He'd been taught to run, roam, and fight, by some of the best that Alketsia had to offer. Hand-picked for this mission, in spite of all of his skills, he had royally screwed it up. "Damn it, kid!" He huffed, climbing the hills out of town.

It was early, with the frost still stuck to the ground and clinging to the bottoms of trees. There were no other footprints accompanying him on the path, but leaves, branches, and fallen saplings were all around. A strong storm had cast them about several nights ago. It made things more difficult, but he could see the river and the hills where he needed to go. Just a few hours later, he was beside them, climbing up a well-worn set of ledges, slightly destroyed by humans climbing it for decades.

He popped his head over the summit, glancing around.

Beside the waterfall were some enormous trees.

Beside those trees was a snoozing blacksmith, hugging a sword that just peeked out from a sodden old blanket. The fire by his feet had gone out.

"I have to admit, I didn't think I'd actually find you," he whispered to himself.

Climbing the rest of the way, he walked slowly and quietly to the man. He pondered the best approach to the situation, knowing that he wasn't great at handling kids, much less adults. "Aghm," he tried.

No response.

Feeling dumb, he kicked the mans boot, politely.

Etalis woke sharply, gasping like he'd been stabbed and gaping like a fish.

"Hey. Easy there. I really just need to talk to you. Please stay calm," he said, pulling out his sword and pointing it at the man to keep him from moving. The tip hovered just at his throat.

"What, no! I'm sorry! I don't know why I did it! Please! Don't kill me!"

Mordecai shifted his eyes, thinking. Why does he think I'm going to kill him? "No, I think you've misunderstood," he said, pointing the sword a little less aggressively. "We must speak. You don't know what you've done."

"What I've done?" he said, pale.

"Yes," he said calmly. "I gave you a metal known as a Syrem rock. It is inherently magical. Soul magic to be precise. It is something that very few know about. When they're found, they're usually forged into weapons. Those weapons are legendary, by all accounts. Some call them Souldrinkers, but the moniker is incorrect. It is a soul-bound weapon. The one who wields it is called to by it. They bond to it. It learns from them and connects to them. The Alketsian Arcanum sanctions their make and then tries to approve of the warrior that gets to wield them. Except..." Mordecai paused, thinking.

The silence drew out a little too long for Etalis, who sat up, genuinely concerned now. "Except what? What's going on?"

Mordecai shook his head. "You dumb fool. An evil Lich rose among those in the Arcanum. He struck down several members and took the Souldrinkers. They're all gone. This was supposed to be forged in secret. Forged for a pure paladin." Mordecai swept his sword out, shrugging. He put it away, now that he had Etalis' attention.

"Then take it," he held the sword up, clearly scared.

"Kid, if you did what I think you did, you created a bond to the sword. You're now the only shot we have at stopping that evil."

[WP] your a run of the mill blacksmith. One day a hooded-man visit's and gives chunk of bloody grimsom red stone. "Can you make a sword from it?" by Available_Display728 in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"It's not every day someone hands you a strange stone you've never seen before," twisting it over in his hands, a little confused by what was there. Porous, partially metallic rock, but unlike any else in the world. It had cascading squared ridges that fell away in stairs or disappeared into tiny hallways. Parts of it looked like glass, while other parts were rough like pumice.

It had the usual detritus of something dug from the earth, or perhaps, fallen from the sky. Unwittingly, Etalis pricked a finger on a sharp edge while examining it, then stuck his thumb in his mouth to stop from bleeding all over it. His smudge of blood disappeared into the rock, the exact same color.

He gave a whistle, surprised. "Are you looking for a full blade, or a polished rock on the pommel? I suppose I could make a short-sword with this. Or, perhaps if I banded it and forged it alongside another metal, it could be larger."

"Whatever you must do," commented the man in a gruff voice. His hood wasn't the only thing that hid his features. A black mask covered the lower half of his face. Under one of his eyes there was some sort of tattoo that could barely be seen. "I trust that you can make something of it, but the edge of the blade must contain this metal for where it meets the intended recipient of the wielder's ire."

"Hah, right. The ire," Etalis stroked his beard thoughtfully. "Well. I'll need a couple days to see how this plays out in the forge and to experiment. How much time do you have?"

"Just get it done. Time is not the issue here."

"That's a relief. If it's all the same to you, I would charge half and half."

"Half and half?"

"A bit up front to cover the cost of materials. Not absolutely certain what I'm dealing with here," he said, placing the rock on the table. "The rest on pick-up after the sword has been completed."

The man stared at the rock for a moment, then looked at him, then drew a pouch and set it on the table. "Full. Completed sword. No deviance. There will be repercussions if you do not deliver on this. Am I understood?"

Etalis glanced at the pouch, eyeing it warily. This deal sure is dodgy, isn't it? "Surely there's another smith out there that's seen this. Are you sure you want me to forge the sword?"

"I chose you, smith. It is that simple," the words were biting, meant to close the conversation.

Used to that sort of customer tactic, he just blinked and shrugged, but he was completely off-put by the verbal shenanigans. "Etalis, if you please."

"Mord, for short." The man gestured at the bag of coins. "Well?"

Struggling against his gut feelings about the venture, he reached for the bag to pull open the drawstrings. A damned lot of money was in that bag. "Ah," he said, aghast, and feeling the blood drain from his face. "Yes. That's enough. I'll get started right away."

"Good. Discretion. If you please. I'd hate to hear about the poor little smith who couldn't keep his mouth shut ending up in the bottom of the east river."

"Oh, I'd hate that too," he grinned through the panic now seeping into his heart. "Understood."

The creature that was Mord nodded, his burly figure turning, tromping in an exact march, and exiting through the door to the shop.

Well, he thought. He grabbed the sign from by the door for special occasions like this and took it outside to hang from the hook. "Closed for Commission," it declared in bold red letters. He dusted his hands in a pretend fashion, his gaze rising to the shop sign.

Iron Soul Metalworks: Forged and Fired Custom Metals. Just below the lettering, there was a little ghost-like apparition which depicted his chosen mascot. It held a pair of tongs and hammered something red. "Ey there, Spud. If you're about, could use some assistance with this one."

Nothing answered him.

"Well. Didn't think so, but thought it was worth a shot."

He spent the next couple of hours spending a tiny portion of Mord's gold, procuring some special oil, lighting powders, metals, leathers, and scraps. He hadn't had a full run of the merchant's district in a long time. It was strange to pull some of the more expensive materials for a project.

With most of the shopping completed, and inside once more, he stoked the fires of his forge. He had started them early this morning to fight off the cold of the winter outside, but now he needed from them a little more. A thought struck him as he pushed the aged billows absentmindedly. "Did Mord pick me because I'm alone all the time?"

"Ah, that's paranoia, sir. Surely he picked you for your skill," he said, pretending to answer as Spud, in a goofy falsetto.

"Yes, but he's awfully or offly strange. Especially with the death threats." He pushed the heat. Intense and dramatic. That's what he needed. "You think. Is this a special kind of metal? Like the ones they say can kill Fae?"

"I don't think he worries about Fae, sir," he Spud'd to himself as he dropped the metal into a heating apparatus. "This looks like something to stab a dragon. Maybe an angel or devil. Gods?"

He laughed at himself then, waiting for the metal to turn to liquid.

"If not that, then what would a strange man like him need a strange sword like this for?"

"Cutting turnips for dinner."

"Ah, yes. That's it. He does look like the turnip sort."

He closed his eyes against the heat as he added more lighting agents, stoking the fire hotter.

Damned rock isn't melting.

Grimacing about it, he opened one of his special barrels of oil, and began to pour that into the fire through a safety spigot. The heat doubled in the interior of the building. Forgetful, he grabbed the shutters for all the upper windows of his shop. They were always shut these days, except for the one above the forge, but he ran about cracking each one. He sidestepped piles of tools, hanging farmer's equipment, and hopped over barrels in a mad scramble to get everything open before he passed out from the heat.

Finally, he returned, finding the metal had began to melt down. Slowly. I'm impressed, but I still won. Hah!

It reached the point where he could work, so he began with a steeled resolved, thick gloves, and a thicker apron, as he hammered away.

It took a few days. Mord checked in every now and again, but he apologized that the work was not yet completed and would show the flat piece of metal. Every time he needed to bend, flatten, or shape the metal he had to heat it to an absurd degree. Not only that, he had to develop a heated grindstone just to sharpen the thing. Mord didn't seem to mind, but he also didn't want to stand around while Etalis worked.

"I need a mule and a rotating platform with a few muscled rowers," he joked, gritting his teeth as he struggled against the wheel, sweat dripping from every pore. It felt like the inside of his mind was sweating. Is that a thing?

"No, you're just a little bitch," Spud answered in his typical falsetto.

They both laughed.

This day over, he let everything cool. He needed a break from the heat, feeling delusional, but he didn't want to leave the workshop. He hadn't since he'd started. The wooden cot in the corner was getting a lot of attention. He stared at the metal on his workshop table, with the piece cool. It still held some bit of rocky shape to it, somehow. The surface wasn't a perfect, honed piece yet, so maybe he was being too critical of the work.

He put his legs up, resting his heels on the surface. Absentmindedly, he rested a finger on the surface of the metal. Some superstition in him told him that the blade had requested it.

"Good evening," he addressed. A pulse of some kind felt in his finger, but he was sure he imagined that. "Guess you're going to be a fine tool someday. Any thoughts on where you see yourself in five years? Married? Kids?"

He took a sip of the bottle of ale he'd brought in from the market today, letting the sludgy drink breathe. He was about to pull his hand away, when a thought flashed in the back of his mind. It didn't feel like something he would normally think, either. It was a strange sort of greed. It tingled in him, eyes fixed on the metal.

"You are no ordinary piece of rock, are you?"

It remained silent.

Etalis made sure that the doors were shut and locked, then pulled the thick drapes over the windows, cutting out the light from the outdoors. With that done, he loosened the floorboards under his wooden cot, pulling out the nails and depositing them into a tin can. Untouched for years, the carved wooden box sat in the bottom of the pit where he'd left it.

The ashes of his wife and son.

He picked them up, carefully. "Hey Spud. Evening Sarai. Hope you two have been getting on okay. Sorry about the heat lately. I have been rather beside myself with work, you see," he offered, as he set them on the table beside the metal.

"That's okay, dad!" he pretended.

"Good, yeah. Sorry I never got to know you," he shut his eyes then, feeling them moisten. "Fuck." He cried then, harder, and threw the ale bottle against the wall, shattering it, and his calm. "I have this stupid, brazen idea, to help you live on forever," he said, whimpering. "I'm gonna do it."

And, the next day, he did. He reset his workstation and the heating and poured the ashes in with the metal of the blade, heating the forge to its absolute hottest. He worked from the moment he rose in the morning until the tail end of the night. Something in him had snapped. He was no longer the same Etalis that had started the project. A man driven by need, he let the spirits of inspiration guide his hands. By the end of the night, close to morning, he had completed it.

A sharp sword, blood red by the edge, fully tempered, utterly sharp, wrapped with gilded cording on the hilt, and swirling inlays that mimicked the fire it was forged in.

He held it, not like a weapon, but like a father. "I love you," he said, as he packed what belongings he cared to, and fled town before dawn struck, stealing his creation for himself and himself alone.

[WP] You and your child have been targeted by a cult as sacrifices to revive a demon due to a demonic power within you. The cult is unaware that the reason you have this power is through a marriage contract with said demon, and your kid for obvious reasons. by Spoon_Elemental in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Author's note: Went a little dark, with a little blood. Careful on entry below.

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Pacts.

Some are societal, where you sign a dotted line to preserve some part of you, entrenched in a law that declares, forevermore, that the words are binding. Nope, not that kind.

Some are foundational, bound by things that no one understands, promising that an apple will always fall to the ground once the stem is cut. Closer, but still a little off.

The one that Esirae signed was a soul contract. Those kinds are inescapable. They flout the rules of societal or foundational bonds by usurping them and laughing in their face. She did so now, watching the group of people prance around her, enjoying the crazed look she felt creep into her gaze as she peered at them through black tendrils of hair.

Laughing was a step removed from the chanting though. The group of individuals held their hands aloft, keening wails escaping from straw-braided masks. Painted red and orange, the faces carried deep black pits where their eyes should be. They stared, appearing empty, but the monsters were human. They danced in small circles as they rotated about her and her daughter, Brin, with their sharply feathered fans waiving through ritualistic motions, and their beaded gowns rattling as they stomped their feet.

The little girl was unconscious, tied to a chair with her head rolled to the side, and her eyes closed. At seven, she still wore her little light up shoes. They pulsed whenever a dancer got close. Eerie that they kept going when she wasn't awake to observe them.

Seeing her daughter like this, Esirae wiggled her hands behind her where they were tied to the post, trying to move in a specific way, but the contortion tore at her shoulder as she squirmed.

"Away, away. Sweet daughter of man. Blood tainted by the pits. Sacrifice. The Lord Azfadin shall rise."

The Shadow, a man in even worse attire still, crept along the ground with all of his limbs towards her, mask holding her gaze. He was too thin and lithe, twitching as he moved, with his body covered in goat horns and antlers that were sewn to him by red threads.

When he stood to his full height, he smiled through partially sewn lips and spoke again. "Lovely daughter of the pits, your sacrifice shall feed the fallen. Our Lord will rise."

She smiled wider, letting the mania of the moment fill her. Dread be damned. Fear be damned, for she was already. "Oh, Shadow," she laughed and shook her head. "You don't know, do you?"

His head tilted, but he said nothing as he considered her. He held up a finger to the end of her nose, then pulled it to his lips issuing a quiet "ssshhh."

That only pissed her off.

She squirmed harder then, shifting her weight to the side. Her arm twisted and her shoulder popped. The pain was instant. The agony overwhelming, but she touched her thumb to her wrist, where blood was already dripping from when they'd kidnapped her. She felt it then. A sliver of a thing drifting in the back of her mind. It detached itself, spreading black tendrils on the ground. Her smile was even more wicked then.

It rose, breaking the lines of illumination which had cut the inner mausoleum with deeply contrasted light. The harsh darkness fed it as it grew, corporeal now, gaining mass. A real shadow, formed into a smudge that stamped itself onto reality.

When it finally solidified, a monster of nightmares stood between Esirae and Brin.

"Hello, husband," Esirae all but giggled, as the creature turned to face her. The size of two burly humans, it towered over the gathering. Great horns rose from the head and sharpened claws jutted out from massive hands. A tail flicked, amused, slapping the ground as it surveyed the scene. The yellow-slitted eyes caught hers and Dazbinal winked, then, utter chaos.

The demon dashed through the arrayed worshipers, disappearing frequently into puffs of black smoke, then reappearing beside a new bag of blood. Ruthless, it tore them apart. Pieces of them littered the ground, but they were still alive, still screaming. He would force them to live that way, she knew, but there was no helping them now.

Last among them was Shadow, who kneeled as Dazbinal took both of his arms and kicked the human to the ground, tearing them off violently, with red mist spraying the stone floor.

Finally, the demon cut their bonds, and Esirae held Brin on the ground of a chapel that wasn't hers.

"Why?" cried Shadow. "We would have served you," his mask was off on the floor behind him, his face now streaming with tears.

A crackling guttural growl responded from Dazbinal that formed into words "you should research your victims, fool. You just attempted to sacrifice the wife of an Arch-demon. Her pact is more powerful on its own than Azfadin and she bore my progeny," he pointed to the girl, angry now. "You have made a dangerous enemy. You will live long and remember this."

Shadow fell with his back to the ground, face a blank ashen expression, as Dazbinal picked up both Esirae and Brin, walking from the horrors. Esirae reached up to put a palm gently against his face. "Thank you," she whispered.

[WP] A broke programmer down on his luck turns to prayer for divine inspiration. Next day, he finds a impossibly big file on his computer called "source_code.txt". by Deimos7779 in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"So, I don't really do this...anymore. After some shrooms and learning about the Kardashev scale, it's been hard," Ellis said out loud to no one but himself. "Uh, so. Thangs ain't been well man. It's tough down here. School loans coming after me, little sister destroyed my car in a hit-n-run an she in the hospital man. You know. I get it. The whole cycle. If a thing is big enough, it goes over the Kardashev scale and gods get made. So, if you out there homey, it's a rough one down here. Mama always said that you would listen, but I'm sorry I ain't never believed. I'm humble man. I'm on my knees like a good boy and I done brushed my teeth, too. Help, that's all I'm saying. Aight, peace." Ellis did a little clap to end the prayer, rather uncertain about the ritual since he was five, probably, when last he tried it.

With the lights out, his head hit the pillow, and he stared at the ceiling until dawn.

The alarm buzzed, shaking him from his daze, and he sat up, unhappily. His sour gaze stared back at him from the window reflection, dark skin crinkled tightly into a frown about his brown eyes. "Chu lookin at, foo." he said, absentmindedly.

Coffee on, he chewed through a piece of toast like it owed him money. Then another, with slightly less enthusiasm, glaring with bleary eyes as he pulled up his favorite video website for the millionth time in the last few days. Anything to distract himself. Something odd was going on, though. It wouldn't connect.

Work time arrived, so he loaded up his laptop beside the gaming rig, sliding in the rolling chair like he was surfing.

"Ay, Ed. Ticket queue is low today, huh." he offered to his coworker, who manned it like his life depended on it, grunting through the headset.

"Oh, yeah. Nothing going on I guess."

"Cool. Gonna hop on the app update for those legacy users, if that works."

"Yeah, uh, I mean, word."

Ellis just laughed.

With everything loaded up, he accessed the usual database systems and chugged through a manual process to get extra records to load. His eyes crossed for a moment, bored and sleepy.

"Double E," their supervisor, John pinged onto the voice chat.

He lifted his head up in surprise, shaking off the weariness. He'd almost fallen asleep.

"Yeah?"
"Yes, boss?"

"Just checking in. Life signs registered. Evading further conversation, heading to doctors appointment. Guys okay?"

"Yup."

"Yeah."

"All right. Catch you tomorrow."

"Bye."

"..."

"Didn't the day just start?"

"Bro, my day never ended."

Checking the queue was still cleared, he pushed on, syncing more files to the cloud software. Got to find something to keep myself awake.

He rolled over to his personal rig, loading up a video for background noise, when he noticed that... it did not want to load. Was it like this earlier? I can't remember. I can't think. He exited everything, shut all of the processes down and stared for a moment, confused. In the very center of his desktop was a file named "source_code.txt" and the icon was a hazard symbol.

"Oh brother, tell me I ain't download something stupid."

"What's that?" Ed asked.

"Oh, nothing, just some bug or log for something. Sorry."

"Cool."

He opened the properties window and the file size displayed, larger than the size of drive space he had left. It displayed with an exponent and an equation, rather than a standard number. "What the shit," he mumbled quietly. Under "Details" there was an Author listed.

God.

"Huh," he stared, dumbfounded. "Bro. Am I awake right now?"

"I think so. I hope so anyway. If you're dream-walking can you visit my aunt at the cemetery? I think she might be lonely."

"Bro, you say some weird shit. I take it she left this world single."

"More single than a pringle."

Ellis cringed, laughing. "Yo, I got this file man."

"Uh, huh?"

"I think it's a program, but it's just one file. I don't know how to compile it."

"Hm. Just for shits and giggles, try to change it to an .exe," Ed suggested.

"Aight, here goes."

The screen went black.

"Shit, shit, shit," he started to say. Then, unfolding, light pierced the edges of his monitor. Like lightning, it sizzled through the plastic of the device, radiating heat. He stood up, his headset flying off as he backed away from it.

The room behind and around him changed dimensional structure, turning into a crystalline kaleidoscope of colors as the floor shook beneath him.

Cosmic.

A warm glow took the place where his computer had once been, shaping into a being of energy. It compressed down into the space from elsewhere, vibrating on the air as it simply began to exist. It, stood, bipedal, but formless, as the finality of it crashed into reality and the world resolved around it.

"Hello," it addressed, a chorus of frequencies crashing into one another.

"Hi," he whimpered, absolutely shook.

"I take it you've never been visited by a God before."

"No. Are you here to help?"

"Mmm. If everything is infinite forever with infinite permutations of infinity, what do you think I'm here for?"

"To help."

"Right answer!" It glowed brightly, pink and phosphorescent green spinning patterns on the surface of its formless body.

"Just curious how you define that, but I'm happy to see you."

"Good," the voice chittered. "I'm happy to see you too."

"Did you make all this?"

"Wow, didn't think that'd be in the first round of questions. That stings a little. No. No one made any of it."

"Damn," he said, floored.

"Need to sit down bud? I know corporeal bodies are a trick no one wants to get used to."

"Yeah," he said, sitting down. "Yeah. Knees. Backs. It all sucks. Teeth. Fuck teeth."

"Yup. Don't blame me. Also, probably don't fuck teeth."

Ellis laughed. "You are not what I expected."

"Nothing ever is, is it?"

"No."

"I already know what you want and what you're going to ask and how everything transpires. Why am I here?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Because, like you, I get bored. Experience of everything is meaningless without the experience of something, if you get what I mean."

"Yeah, that makes a vague kind of sense."

"Good. Alright, I think I'll start small, if that's okay. I'm gonna help fold this laundry in the clean basket. Then we can talk about your sister and bills."

"Hah, okay, friend. What should I call you?"

"When names are meaningless and every creature born under a world has a name for you, what should you name yourself? Probably Satan. That's a joke. But no. All. All is fine. Sometimes I'm not All, and sometimes I'm None."

"Thanks, All."

"Sure."

[WP] The world is pretty used to kaiju at this point, but that doesn't stop the worlds governments from panicking when an ultra-massive extrastellar kaiju flies past the moon and slightly changes it's orbit on it's way to earth. by Oblivious-And-Sad in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Houston," the voice whispered over the intercom, frightened. "It's real big and real fast."

In front of them, inside Central Command, every possible light on the call board flicked on. Alarms started to buzz.

WHOM WHOM WHOM WHOM

"Oh, bugger." Samuel said. "This is Central, not Houston. We're not there anymore after last year's code-named CapybarOtter flattened it, remember?"

"Sorry, pantic. Panic. I mean. It's big."

Samuel poked one of the five buttons that could help him, and a satellite tasked itself past the International Space Station, to where the pilot was indicating on their navigation. "Oh, double bugger." Samuel gaped.

The creature was floating nearby the moon, passing it at speed. It was also the size of the moon and shaped like a cow with fins instead of legs.

He dialed quickly.

"Yeah, this is Sammy at Central. No, it's not time for the joke about ordering a coffee, mate. Big mojo, I repeat, big mojo. Yup. Send 'em."

The station chief, a dark haired woman with thick glasses, wandered in through the double doors with ashen eyes from getting no sleep. "Again!?" she cried.

"Sorry boss, it's a Kaijustrophe up there."

"Made-up word access is now revoked. Get out of my chair."

"Yessum," Samuel leapt up and moved down-station from her. If she was crabby already, the Kaiju was the least of his worries.

"Tell the damn software techs in PR to get a call center going. I'm tired of seeing this shit." She huffed, flicking all of the lights off and purging calls from every government on Earth. "Ahhh," she sighed, contented. "You called 'em, right?" she asked, glancing towards Samuel.

"Uh, yes mam."

"WHAT DO WE DOOO!" the voice over the intercom, still waiting, cried. "We're being pulled toward it!"

"Did you make the call?" The chief, Ada, glanced towards Samuel again.

"Yes, any minute now."

After a moment, several blips appeared, rising from the earth. Half dozen in total. They were massive, not quite the size of the one on its way, but big enough that it didn't really matter.

"Looks like we have contact." Ada smiled.

On Central Command's main view-screen it pivoted to show the upper atmosphere of the Earth where the other Kaiju were now drifting away. The cow-fish slowed to a crawl just between the Moon and the Earth, then started to back away slowly. A tiger with crab legs was leading the charge and it looked hungry, not that Samuel could tell Kaiju emotion.

"Phew, crisis averted," Samuel wanted to cheer. "Guess this SeaCow is not stopping by."

"Name privileges have also been revoked. Go sit in time-out."

"Yes, mam."

[WP] You have encountered a god with a strange domain. You can't decide if that domain makes them part of the war god pantheon or the peace god pantheon. by mysteryrouge in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Years of research, combing the royal archives, interviewing families with personal histories related to the subject, all the time and effort spent, led to this.

A dead body.

Darbinus Quay scratched his beard, reflecting on this internally while he considered the state of the corpse on the floor of the partially lit cavern. It was wrapped in ceremonial robes, surrounded by mystic symbols written in the Olde Tongue. The smoothed surface beneath was carved with ancient rites.

"Bethilda, you dumb old sod," he laughed quietly.

The air stirred then, as if he'd invited it to attend the grave scene. "Mortal. What do I owe the pleasure of this visit?" an ethereal voice whispered. A soft glow illuminated the area, a sharp burst of light winked into existence, then a luminous apparition stood beside him, wearing the same clothing as the woman on the ground.

"Ah, ancient grandmother. I see you've become a greater spirit. What did you do? You look so much like the paintings from a hundred years ago."

"My proper name is Beth, Goddess of Obedience. Address me at your peril."

"Beth, then. I came seeking you out. You left home never to return, but you also left with our family stamp. If it's alright with you, I'll just grab that now." he bent low, attempting to pull the frozen corpse fingers from their wrappings.

"No, child. It is not alright. I need that for my bureaucratic legislature of divine council."

"But, I also need it for bureaucratic legislature of our mortal council."

"Hm," the spirit declared. "I'll just make you a copy, but you need to sign for it. Soul compact."

A luminous script hovered in the air before him. Admiring the calligraphy, he plucked the quill from the air that hovered beside it. Reading quickly, he decided it seemed fair, then signed.

Fffbbbvmmpf. Came the sound of creation in reply. "Hold out your palm, mortal."

He did so, and a stamp appeared.

"So, have you been setting rules out for the other Greater Spirits?"

"Yes. They are happily enjoying their newfound rules and regulations. Obsil, prime spirit of war, has found that he must submit to the other spirits before he can begin a new campaign. Steltan, prime spirit of peace must also submit to the others before they can stop Obsil. The balance is delightful."

"Well, don't let me stop you. I must go stamp a contract a hundred years overdue so a Count can become king."

"Goodbye mortal," Beth said, disappearing.

Shaking his head, Darbinus left the cave, happy with his family's relic. As he walked, he pretended to stamp the air with it, practicing, a devious smile stretching across his face.

[WP] A Man on a path of redemption takes care of a child “prophesied” to end the world by AnomalousVariant in WritingPrompts

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Calloused hands were once Jackson's legacy. He'd earned them on the edge of a hatchet and a shotgun.

Slung over his left shoulder was the one thing keeping him here. It was supposed to be his new legacy, but... How that word meant little in the face of the danger that sought to rob the child of this world.

Jackson crept forward, waiting. The sounds had stopped. Pursuit might have gotten lost in the old mining tunnels of the foothills. A few more minutes passed, and he decided it was time to move. If they were caught, he'd be cut apart and have his brain removed, but never receive a proper death.

His boots slipped quietly forward as that thought burrowed it's way deep. He avoided loose rocks, and swept a flashlight forward that was hooded by his fingers, letting only a hint of light seep through. They had followed him in, thinking they'd caught him.

He cinched the rope tighter, trying to hold the child in place, as he swept the darkness with the end of his long-barrel. Contingencies. He'd stayed hidden for months in the abandoned barn off of the old dirt road outside of town. The manufacturing plants next door continued to churn up the smoke of an infrastructure designed to output a mass amount of robotic parts, but remained none the wiser.

The corporate slugs, sometimes known as scientists, at Ailscroft Bionetics had something secret. Some project in their voodoo basement that Calaware Dynamics wanted. Calaware dumped a truckload of money on him to break in and find it. He told himself this would settle up all his accounts. In the bio-lab's basement, sector four, a lab coat in glasses caught him snooping in the high security section, then died for it. The really bad part of that memory was the haunting look in her eyes when she died and the last words on her lips.

"He's built to take it all. Every network. They plug him in. He detonates. World ends. Agentic malware cloning on mass. Walk him into a government building, just a kid..."

"Why? Why build a child?"

She pointed at the picture frame on her desk, with her and a small boy, blonde hair, and blue eyes, as her hand dropped to the floor. "Blessed Memories. They live on even after they're gone."

A touching inscription.

"Jackson, I'm scared." Will-AIm sobbed softly.

"Yeah, I know, kid," he tried to say quietly.

The sound was enough. Gun-blasts riddled the darkness of the cave ahead. Jackson swung back around an outcropping as the rounds tore up the stone around him. He pumped two shots backwards into the wooden beams that held the tunnel upright.

After a calamitous rumble, the section closed off, barricading them against their pursuers.

"All right. Not that way."

[WP] A henchman's best-selling memoir about his life and times serving various supervillains from around the city. by thatsnotacracker in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting patiently at the table outside of the BookMobile van, Charlos observed the adorable artistic rendering of a library. It declared itself in bright pastel blues and pinks, and the owners were setting up a cordon around him.

Excitement thrummed in his heart as he happily picked up the calligraphy pen and practiced his signature with the stack of blank papers he'd requested.

Charlos Rexley, Henchman Extraordinaire, he signed. He hoped that the penmanship was enjoyable for others. He'd practiced for a long time in prison, with another henchmen, Dark Nuggets, showing him the shape that he needed to make.

Reading wasn't his strong suit.

Luckily, he had been able to dictate his novel with the help of a publisher, who sent a recorder for him to use.

Now, fully written, fully published, and fully free, Charlos smiled as the crowd began to form. People were already snapping pictures of him from behind the ribbon. Some squealed with excitement. A little girl was pointing as his face and jumping. He gave her a muscular flex from either side, showing off his biceps and the child screamed with excitement. Their mother, fanned her face, pretending to swoon.

Soon, the cordon was lifted and the crowd pushed forward to the signing table.

"Ay, whatcha know if it aint my ole boss, Sergeant Defecto." A child, dressed in military outfit with a giant pair of sunglasses on, and a light-up laser arm.

"Charlos!" the kid cheered. "Can you sign my arm!?"

Charlos grinned, setting his pen against the flat plastic of the weapon and signing his name with a flourish.

"Woah, it's a toilet!" the kid jumped excitedly, as his mother pulled him away.

Charlos frowned, "huh?"

The next kid was the woman with her daughter. The little girl was wearing a Damsel Cutter costume. "Awe, kid that was my favorite boss! Damsel Cutter always made it hard to catch her since we would dress up like nurses. I see you got the scalpel too. What a power. You know she can make people sick just by lookin at 'em?"

The little girl nodded excitedly. She slapped a copy of his book onto the table, and he smiled, then smiled even wider on seeing it.

The Charlos Story - How Charles and Carlos Became One. He set the calligraphy tip against the cover where he held his twin off the ground by his neck and punched him in the face, ending the signature with a sharp flick.

At that point in his life, he worked for Matter Consultant, another villain. The machine did something strange with time, or with butts, or DNA. He kind of forgot what it was about, or for.

"You drew a toilet?" The little girl frowned.

"You know I been hearing that, lemme see," he turned the book around looking at his signature upside-down.

"DAMN DARK NUGGETS!" he shouted miserably. "Sorry, I need to flip this table at you real fast so I can get back in prison. I got a man I needa shank."

The little girl nodded enthusiastically as her mother pulled her away.

"Hyuuuu!" he lifted.

[WP] To your horror, the eldritch being from the abyss you just escaped from believes you to be its child. It is not ready to let you go into the world without its protection. by Infamous_Ground_2788 in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wonky powers supplanted gravity as Tabian was propelled upward, flailing. "Nooo!" he cried, arms reaching for, and managing to grasp the door handle of someone's random electric vehicle, with his legs floating above him.

"You are not ready, fledgling," a morose heavy voice hauntingly warped the air with strange tonic vibrations of a multitude of beings speaking at once. "Returrrrnnn..." it said.

The portal he'd hopped through was below his feet, which were in the sky.

An eyeball peeked through, gazing at him, with several tendrils of something ethereal ripping into the air, the earth, and the buildings nearby as it pulled itself partially into this dimension's full reality.

That's the problem with pocket dimensions, alternate ones, shards of the abyss, or the odd wayward squelchy hole. Time always operated however it bloody felt.

"Comniru," he said, exasperated.

"Yes, son? Are you cold?" the eyeball shifted, looking about the new world. "This place is not as warm as home. I'll knit you a scarf," Comniru said, still holding onto his leg.

A green and black scarf now existed around his neck.

"Actually, that's quite lovely, alternate progenitor." Tabian realized. "Can you also let go of my leg?"

Comniru obliged, setting him down. "Don't do this," the big eyeball gazed affectionately, shedding a massive black tear that oozed with silver as it hit the pavement to fall in a puddle.

"Don't worry, love. I used to be an arch-wizard here, plus, you can visit anytime."

"Okay, I'll be watching," the eyeball blinked, still concerned, but resolved. "Don't forget to brush your teeth, especially now that your skull has returned. We did consume roughly ten metric tons of ice cream while we existed inside of the sum of recorded human history."

"Ok, pops." Tabian smiled, feeling his brain reformatting to his original dimensional shape. "Miss ya, and the Mongol Hordes."

"Yes," Comniru's eyeball nodded, pulling his tendrils back to the edge of the dimension, just peeking through. "They are a favorite."

Tabian blew a kiss, winking, and walking away.

"Keep your scarf on! Don't catch a cold! I'll call you when you settle in!"

[WP] In 2027 another dating app is made. Except it's made for people looking to kick someone's ass by Independent_Pen_9865 in WritingPrompts

[–]Bored_Idio7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would 1000% be used by people with no chill. Well done!

Eep! Wimp Status, haha. Is the next app a bunker bnb finder?