User:N W

Yeah...I don't really have much to say.

Here, have some many, many userboxes.

en-USThis user is a native speaker of American English.

...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

blz-2This user is an intermediate speaker of blazon.

nwsThis user newspeaks.

Nds-1This droog govoreets basic Nadsat.

BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

LipsumLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

sar-4This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.

@#$!This Wikipedian uses profanity often.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

they?This user has no opinion about singular they.

since This user dislikes the use of since to mean because.

snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

firemanfighter mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word.

to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

than thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is wolvynw.

This user is a DeviantArt deviant.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user still remembers these.

This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner.

This user chose the red pill, not the blue pill.

PsThis user uses Photoshop CS3.

This user contributes using Windows 7 Home Premium.

This user is an advanced Notepad user.

This user does drugs.

This user drinks. Period.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats cheese.

This user prefers cheesesteaks with American.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats grits.

This user loves bacon!

This user eats sushi.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user likes deer meat.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user loves Chinese cuisine.

This user loves Japanese cuisine.

This user enjoys playing Sudoku.

GAME This user won "the Game".

This user enjoys chess.

This user is a Go player.

This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

TNThis user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

GAME OVER This user will insert more coins to continue.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user is still alive.

This user is interested in classical mythology.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

SUThis user is a fan of stand-up comedy.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user knows Who's on First.

This user is covered in bees!

This user knows life was worth losing...

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

SI*This user is competent in metric units but prefers not to use them.

$0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

$\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}$This user loves problem solving.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.†

Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.

This user is interested in science.

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user wants to know what the inside of a black hole is like, but does not want to investigate it personally.

evolThis user considers evolution an amazing biological fact.

This user is interested in physics.

This user knows that a positron is an electron moving backwards in time. And so should you!

This user supports stem cell research.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you?

This user is interested in philosophy.

This user is a Humanist.

This user is a critical realist.

This user believes in logic.

Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. †

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

Dresden This user is a fan of the Dresden Files book series by Jim Butcher.

DNA This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user reads science fiction.

This user is a fan of Robert Anton Wilson. Fnord!

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

Battle School This user attends or attended Battle School.

This user would rather be "exploding like spiders across the stars".

This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

23This user is a 23rdian; they see the number 23 everywhere.

This user enjoys the Lord of the Rings book and movie series.

ASoIaFThis user is reading A Song of Ice and Fire and considers it a fine example of high fantasy.

This user enjoys films.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Clerks.This user is not even supposed to be here today!

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

As far back as this user can remember, they've always wanted to be a gangster.

This user knows Rollo Tomasi

🐦 This user is the stuff that dreams are made of.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

12 This user is looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys

This user remembers the Fifth of November.

This user is a Nazi-fighting archaeologist in their spare time.

This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley".

Save FerrisThis user is on their ninth sick day.

(-) This user would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.

This user abides.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

"PC LOAD LETTER" What the fuck does that mean?

The Usual SuspectsThis user works for Keyser Söze.

This user has got red on him.

Feed Me, Seymour!This user would love to have an Audrey II.

This user will send you back to the future.

DDThey made this user do it.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

Never Ending StoryThis user has visited Fantasia.

PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Tony Stark This user is in the Fun-V, not the Hum-Drum-V.

TDKThis user knows that the night is darkest just before the dawn.

This user reads DC Comics.

This user reads Marvel Comics.

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

This user watches the Watchmen.

BMThis user is going to stab you so much!

WWTD?In times of trouble, this user wonders, 'W.W.T.D.?'

xkcdStand back! This user is going to try science with xkcd.

This user reads Penny Arcade.

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C&HThis user is a fan of Calvin and Hobbes.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user's skin turns to stone during the day.

ZIMThis user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

FIFEThis user keeps one bullet in his shirt pocket and nips it in the bud.

Scrubs This user is the world's most giant doctor.

User:AmeIiorate/chuck

CheersSometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

+This user is up to the elbows in meatball surgery.

MWC A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.

SEINYada, Yada, Yada, this user is a fan of Seinfeld.

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

This user is something completely different.

LCThis user works for LuthorCorp.

Dexter This user lives by Harry's code.

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

MONKIt's a gift...and a curse.

NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head.

ΔTPΔThis user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!

This prophet is in his house.

fireflyThey can't take the sky away from this user.

This user considers themself to be an observer of "the Pattern".

This user knows how to stop an exploding man.

QLThis user strives to put right what once went wrong.

This user wants to believe, but verifiability is policy.

This user wants to do bad things to you.

MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

This user can play the radio!

This user owns over 70 audio CDs.

This user likes most types of music.

INTPThis user's MBTI type is INTP.

SATThis user scored 1440 of 1600 on the SATs.1440

BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Philosophy.

This user's degree has little or nothing to do with their chosen profession.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

ULC This user is an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

This user Hails Eris.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user is not a Neo-Pagan, but enjoys hanging out with them.

This user likes to sleep.

This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.

This user believes in certain conspiracy theories.

This user has visited Centralia, Pennsylvania.

This user owns a motorcycle.

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user is in pursuit of an Equal Society.

This user reserves the right to question authority.

5thThis user pleads the 5th Amendment

This user supports jury nullification.‡

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

♂♀This user supports gender equality.

This user is straight but not narrow.

PC This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.

This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.

This user finds censorship offensive.

Wikipedia is not censored.

It's really pretty simple: - mind NPOV - - don't be a dick - - ignore all rules -

This user knows that replacing one bias with another is not cleanup.

This user has a pro-Wikipedia bias.

IAThis user uses the Internet Archive.

This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user has way too many userboxes