A long time ago, when I was on a five hammer #manic high, I named all my fingers, and gave them hats.
Left Hand
Thumb: Baelzebub; wears a papal tiara or a beaver hat.
Index Finger: Martin Luther; wears a Klansman’s dunce cap, or a
sheriff’s Stetson.
Middle Finger: Motown; wears a black beret or a white top hat.
Ring Finger: Shep; wears a pork pie hat, or a Dodgers’ ball cap.
Pinkie: Aristotle; wears a crown of bay, or an old straw hat.
Right Hand
Thumb: Erasmus; wears a turban, or a kepi.
Index Finger: Darwin; wears a red fireman’s helmet, or an Indian
chief’s headdress.
Middle Finger: Moses; wears a leather biker’s cap, or a Shriner’s hat.
Ring Finger: Sappho; a leopard skin pillbox, or a bowler hat.
Pinkie: Sisyphus; a football helmet or a yarmulke.
Reading a little fragment of Sappho bumped the memory of my fingers, their names and hats, since Sappho is the name of my right ring finger.
The Sappho fragment (quoted by Hephaestion as an example of meter):
Δέδυκε μεν ἀ σελάννα
καὶ Πληΐαδεσ, μέσαι δὲ
νύκτεσ πάρα δ᾽ ἔρχετ᾽ ὤρα,
ἔγω δὲ μόνα κατεύδω
Here’s my minimalist “translation”:
The moon set, and the Pleiades; midnight, time goes on, I lie alone.
Got fingers on my mind; At 67, I have arthritis in all my fingers. Sappho (right ring) is growing crooked with a little knob on the knuckle bone. Martin Luther (left index) has unlovely bumps called mucous cysts, caused by the arthritis, sprouting from the distal joint. I’m having surgery to have the cysts removed next Wednesday.
The bony knob on Sappho is called a Bouchard’s node. I wonder if I can get arthroplasty (a joint replacement). I’ll end up a Struldbrugg if I live long enough. Dean Swift is laughing.