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Introduction. Bob Smithson greets the reader with a 'Howdy!''
INTRODUCTION: Meet the cast.
The Fickle Finger of Fate. A UFO crashes into Bob Smithson's house. He comments 'With my luck, it's probably squirrels in the attic again!''
THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE: A flying saucer crashes into Bob's roof.

First appearances: Bob, Ahem, Princess Voluptua, W-2:9000, Nemesite Emperor (voice only)
Boxhunt. A dragon roars, 'I am the mighty dragon, HIBACHI!'
BOXHUNT: Bob is entrusted with a mysterious box.

First appearances: Heywood J. Lookathat (cameo), Mrs. Primrose, Agent Ben, Agent Jerry, Rocko Sasquatch, Hibachi
Molly's Tale. A small alien being is born. Her first thought is 'Woah! Cogito Ergo Sum (I think, therefore I am!)'
MOLLY'S TALE: A pink, furry lab accident is born.

First appearances: Dr. Jean Poule, Molly, Officer Baskin (voice only), Officer Robbin (voice only)
The Return of Princess Voluptua. A giant shadowy being crashes into Bob's house.
THE RETURN OF PRINCESS VOLUPTUA: A space princess returns to save Earth from destruction.

First appearances: Fructose Riboflavin, Snookums
The Adventures of Bob-Man. Bob wears a homemade cape and mask, and points out the broken door at an unseen troublemaker: 'Stop robbing the bank!'
THE ADVENTURES OF BOB-MAN: Bob gets superpowers. Repeatedly.

First appearances: Officer Zodboink, Rogue Canadian Scientists, Robbie the Robber, Mr. Bystander (cameo), Ms. Hatbrim (cameo), Mr. Geranium
Is there in roof no beauty? A giant robot in a baseball cap strides away from Generictown, Princess Voluptua in her true form flitting on its side. It's a sunny day.
IS THERE IN ROOF NO BEAUTY? Bob deals with space pirates while Molly builds a robot.

First appearances: Captain, Technician, Mr. Dirtygeezer, Roofus, Mountaineer, Jolene, Floyd Fitznewski, Herb (cameo)
There But for the Grace. Molly the alien meets her doppelganger, Galatea. One says 'Eek!', the other 'Gah!' while Bob says 'Awp!'
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE: Molly acquires a doppelganger.

First appearances: Dean Martin, Galatea, Darla, Bear, Grammar Squirrel, Officer Robbin (shown), Security Guard

Missing Links. A unicorn stands under a rainbow, helpfully labeled with the colors Red, Yellow, and Blue.

MISSING LINKS: Love, loss, reunion, unicorns, and hairy guys with clubs.

First appearances: Oogrook, Oomrok, Mook, Goona, Rocko's Mom, Akbar, Callisto (shown), Fitznewski Kids (shown), Officer Baskin (shown), Unigar, Mr. Perkins, Bob's Parents (photo only)
Love and Space. Dragons fly in the sky of an apparently alien world. A Space Needle-like tower juts from the landscape, which is dotted with trees.
LOVE AND SPACE: Space battles & love triangles on the planet of dragons.

First appearances: Legate Zippobic, Djali (grown), Dextrose Riboflavin, Emperor Krelchzeeber, Lady Ember Acetylena (unnamed), Paris Restauranteurs, Crazy George, Impound Lot Guys, Officer Krelch
From out the dark deep, it followed me home. A curious-looking creature approaches on the shore of a lake. It coos at him in wonder.
FROM OUT THE DARK DEEP, IT FOLLOWED ME HOME: Bob meets a lake monster.

First appearances: Nessie, Slick Simmons, Chez Elmo's Waiter.
Ninjas! Ninjas! Ninjas! A shinobi wearing all black crawls on a wall.
NINJAS! NINJAS! NINJAS! Bob's attic gets infested with shinobi.

First appearances: Lari, Moe, Shempu, Kurlijoh, Jansen, Biff, Treasure Monster
The Island and the Idol. A mysterious cone-shaped object approaches earth, blocking the sun.
THE ISLAND AND THE IDOL: Bob, Jean, and Voluptua are abducted by a strange ship.

First appearances: Napalmo, Hydrazine, Dragon Spacefleet Officer, Derpwell, Burple Burger Girl, Sorbet, Falderal, Garbanzo, Rex (shown), Bob's Parents (in person)
A quiet day. There's a giant BOOM! from somewhere. Bob falls backward in his chair, his coffee spilling out of his hand.
A QUIET DAY: A typical day for Bob.

First appearance: Fuzzo
An open hand holds a tiny metal figurine.
CRITTERS OF LEGEND: An artifact attracts the attention of mysterious beings.

First appearance: Fred, Zimmy the Crow, Stretch Web-Ant, Raghedi Hapliss, Sumartipantsi, Sorbeset, Barry, Professor Duck, "T," "Mags," Dog, Golly's Guard, Sir Imothy, Phlogisto
A flying saucer swings into view above Bob's wrecked house.
A QUIET DAY INDOORS: Roofus fixes up Bob's house, but something is odd.

First appearance: Nobody new!
Bob & Jean are getting married.
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